Zenigundam Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 to a sexy 18 year old blonde who keeps on looking my way, what would you say? I'm trying to think of positive qualities that I can pimp out over OkCupid to make the girl snagging thing a lot easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 "No running shoes Huh? Good luck hun" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 19, 2017 Author Share Posted July 19, 2017 "No running shoes Huh? Good luck hun" I don't like to run, so I can't be with one of those "running partner" type girls because I only carry alcohol in my water bottle and I'm peeing in the trees if we're doing some Central Park type trek and she expects us to do the whole thing straight through without any bathroom breaks especially since I'll need to get the malt liquor out of my system, also she's gonna make me go at a pace I don't like instead of at a leisurely power walk, what the hell is it with these fitness try hards, come on let's just enjoy the park, we don't have to run through life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 19, 2017 Author Share Posted July 19, 2017 Gets me mad just thinking about it. *Punches wall and throws dart at poster of hot young blonde chick on the opposite wall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 to a sexy 18 year old blonde who keeps on looking my way, what would you say? "The back door is here, and there's a window in the bathroom - it's a 10 foot drop, but worth every inch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilsergE Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Id never go to grinder party with you, zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted July 19, 2017 Author Share Posted July 19, 2017 Id never go to grinder party with you, zeni. A "grinder" party? That sounds so gay. Please don't say that again. S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 "He's a wily one. According to himself, anyways. Your best bet is to just charge right through. You can take him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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