wacky1980 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 we have to hang up the suv. wife needs a bigger vehicle to haul around the litter of offspring, so we're going in for a minivan. and y'know what? fuck the minivan stigma. some of them are pretty swanky. my first ride was my parents' old nissan quest, and it was titties. more room is our official reason for trading up, but i'm kinda unofficially looking forward to the meatier engine and the entertainment system to keep the young ones occupied on trips. plus, i've never fucked in a minivan. and this new one has those fold-flat seats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Just get a full size van so you can tell people it's for your band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Thay's an oxymoron......Even if that bitch has 40 inch HDs and a bar it's still a van. Actually, that sounds awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 24, 2017 Author Share Posted June 24, 2017 Just get a full size van so you can tell people it's for your band. i tried talking her into one of those 21-passenger panel vans. shut that shit right down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 24, 2017 Author Share Posted June 24, 2017 Thay's an oxymoron......Even if that bitch has 40 inch HDs and a bar it's still a van. Actually, that sounds awesome more lik 10" SDs and an outlet for a mini-fridge, but i'll take what i can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 i tried talking her into one of those 21-passenger panel vans. shut that shit right down. She probably doesn't think it's kid friendly enough. You can solve this by writing free candy on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Ford Transit EcoBoost. 355 horsepowers of twin turbo fury!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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