sahockeygrl15 Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 I was over my Gramma's house getting my hair colored underneath.. while waiting for it to process, she wanted me to help her open her fruit cellar door in the basement because there was a water leak coming from somewhere.. Let me tell you a little about this door... my gram is 78 years old and hasn't been inside that damn door for about 7 years (that's what she tells me but I feel like it's been a lot longer than that... senile and hoarder).. there were old paint cans and buckets and an old karaoke set that had dust on them about 1/2 inch thick in front of the door that needed to be moved before the door could be open.. So after we finally move all her junk out of the way.. the door is finally opened.. there were card board boxes about 4 feet high stacked from end to end and spider webs from the top of the cardboard boxes to the top of the ceiling stretching out the span of the room... with these spider webs we're giant spiders that grew larger when the flashlight was hitting them either the light... All I could think to myself was that Jason could be popping right out of there with a chain saw and my life was going to end here... while I'm rocking back and forth in the fetal position on top of the chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 But did you die? Also you shold have documented this, would make for some great material Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 You only would have died if you fucked today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Yeah, but did you find the leak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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