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Mat's top 10 things he don't have time for (Mat's 10 vol 1)


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I make my next door neighbour, Matthew write down a list of top 10 things on a sheet of paper. and I will now be posting these here. he made 11 things. if he wants to ad lib more like that it has to end in an even number. anyway this is "top ten things Matt don't have time fore"

 

1. bullshit

2. country music

3. time for the water to get hot when the baby needs a bottle.

4 white guys with ties

5. players AND player haters!

6. time to wait for these motherfuckers to evolve

7. Darin's girlfriends

8. Darin's pill popping' hoes

9. gay cowboys

10. silly games

11. Mattophiles

 

now I will go tell him everything that was wrong with the list. it was supposed to be 10 not 11. and you can't not have time itself. and "Darin's Hoes" are 2 items on the list but they count as only one

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me too but they're not married Matthew is Darin's cousin and Darin is my sister's ex-husband are you freakin high or something? or am I? or are both of us?  ::spin::

You really wrote something that wasn't intelligible

Can't blame poof for not understanding what you meant

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