Mini_ghost420 Posted May 27, 2017 Posted May 27, 2017 I make my next door neighbour, Matthew write down a list of top 10 things on a sheet of paper. and I will now be posting these here. he made 11 things. if he wants to ad lib more like that it has to end in an even number. anyway this is "top ten things Matt don't have time fore" 1. bullshit 2. country music 3. time for the water to get hot when the baby needs a bottle. 4 white guys with ties 5. players AND player haters! 6. time to wait for these motherfuckers to evolve 7. Darin's girlfriends 8. Darin's pill popping' hoes 9. gay cowboys 10. silly games 11. Mattophiles now I will go tell him everything that was wrong with the list. it was supposed to be 10 not 11. and you can't not have time itself. and "Darin's Hoes" are 2 items on the list but they count as only one
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Posted May 27, 2017 it's only supposed to be 10 but 4 things one the list ar just 2 things worded differently
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Posted May 27, 2017 no, no no. he's the guy that wrote the list
JeNewBee Posted May 27, 2017 Posted May 27, 2017 List of things JeNewBee doesn't have time for 1. A Matt that spells his name with only one T
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Posted May 27, 2017 he doesn't I just did that for some reason. if you're gonna do that I'm gonna need a whole list.
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Posted May 27, 2017 my sister's ex-husband. they're cousins and roommates
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 27, 2017 Posted May 27, 2017 Well you have to use kind of broad terms when your summing things up with a top ten list. I think it gets the message across.. There's even a number 11 for extra coverage..
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Posted May 27, 2017 me too but they're not married Matthew is Darin's cousin and Darin is my sister's ex-husband are you freakin high or something? or am I? or are both of us? ::spin::
JeNewBee Posted May 27, 2017 Posted May 27, 2017 me too but they're not married Matthew is Darin's cousin and Darin is my sister's ex-husband are you freakin high or something? or am I? or are both of us? ::spin:: You really wrote something that wasn't intelligible Can't blame poof for not understanding what you meant
Mini_ghost420 Posted May 27, 2017 Author Posted May 27, 2017 ~just sits there and shakes head at JeNewBee~
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