Seight

"Okay, but what if Mickey Mouse, and get ready for this, was...FUCKED UP?"

I like this idea because I can say "the Carolina Panthers are the Brandon Cutler of the NFL" now.

It's probably better to assume its going to suck and be pleasantly surprised later than have expectations at this point.

The plan is "The Cowboys will be the 1 or 2 in the NFC playoffs, at which point THEY will also become fraudulent, as is tradition for Mike McCarthy."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Oh my god! The Isotopes Pistons win a game! THE ISOTOPES PISTONS WIN A GAME!!!

wow an attempt was certainly made here

Pregame: "Florida State has a chance to prove the naysayers wrong with a strong performance against Georgia." Postgame: "It's everywhere," said area resident Phillip Reynolds, who claimed he never knew such cold and unrelenting fear. "The blood is everywhere."

I think he's a principal now. Unless you mean "What happened to the character Muhammad Hassan?" in which case I am not willing to unpack the psychic damage I'll do to myself trying to explain that storyline against The Undertaker.

I see no issue with this list, but I always loved how RVD's 5-Star Frog Splash looked like it had enough force to hurt both his opponents AND him: