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UnevenEdge

Cancer

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  1. I read today that Godzilla would produce 151,436,928 gallons of piss a day.
  2. I wanna party with him
  3. Oh you meant your kid is going to want to take care of you. She wont.
  4. You're old af if gen Z is taking care of you.
  5. You know already
  6. You'll be a skinny asian?
  7. I have some ideas.
  8. Moister than an oyster
  9. Unless you killed her...
  10. Nah, without knowing all the details. Toxic people, however they go, are good when they are gone.
  11. Yeah we had one here last week too. Never actually was in one like that and the sound was deafening.
  12. Dinosaur chicken nuggets
  13. Stop faking your thing then.
  14. Oh....man. This doesn't even seem real. Three years of rain in one fucking day.
  15. Oh yah you're right. I dont eat/drink much sugar these days so maybe that's why it works for me. I haven't had actual soda, now that I think about it, for a year maybe?
  16. Pics or gtfo
  17. Huh... I wonder why? I mean, it's mostly water, right?
  18. Fine. Sorry.
  19. Dude. Can you relax? I just fucking love watermelon.
  20. When the good stuff is in season I could eat it for all meals. Frozen too as ice cubes in my vodka seltzer
  21. Seedless watermelon is an abomination
  22. No mistakes, just happy accidents. 68 miles to AC
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