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I only thought of this song because it has the word raccoon in it.

How are you always watching Thunder Cats

I got high at work

That dress is laurel

He's famous so he gets ppv dollars I guess http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/24040316/daniel-cormier-magical-ufc-moment-ruined-brock-lesnar

I grew up near one it was cool. Wasn't until way later that I realized they're almost extinct for some reason, even tho it's way better than a dark theater imo way more relaxed Do they still make you use those terrible yard speakers or tune in to a certain radio station, or can you just get the audio on your phone somehow now

This is my favorite, usually pretty funny even though it's mostly about politics and things that happen on Twitter. https://m.soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house Most recent ep is a good intro https://m.soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-226-islands-in-the-stream-7918 Desus and Mero also funny, it's just nonstop riffing which sometimes can be too much and 40 minutes in I'll need a break. Also warning every episode begins with like 15 minutes of introductions going through the same list of AKAs nicknames for both hosts with only mild variations week to week, some people complain about it but it's like my favorite part. Also there's a lot of NBA jokes and references https://m.soundcloud.com/bodega-sushi Recent ep is a good intro https://m.soundcloud.com/bodega-sushi/ep-115-dubs-be-smashing This is Hell is a weekly 4 hour show that I never listen to in its entirety but I like to go through the interviews each week and pick out one or two that sound interesting. The cool host interviews someone usually an author for like 40 minutes about their area of expertise. The show's been around for 20 years so their website has an extensive catalog of interviews on every topic under the sun. https://m.soundcloud.com/this-is-hell Some recent eps

He gets that treatment in MMA too, except they just give him title shots for no reason instead of the actual belt

He won't get off my neighbor's porch's roof and it's making his dog bark nonstop, how do I make it go away In before guns

This muthafucka was coming at me

That's the bit, I lower expectations dramatically and then they finally get there and find my treasure trove of wonderful threads

Yes me pls

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/12/science/baobabs-climate-change-drought.html Unrecognizable within our lifetime

This dude goes to work and he goes home. You're taking all of his options off the table here

Just a regular breakfast biscuit

McDonald's chicken biscuit where it's just an enormous chicken patty barely sandwiched in a normal sized biscuit

I don't know them like that but there was this enormous one that would climb up on a table to eat my neighbor's cat food. I'd come outside because it sounded like a big dog knocked something over and it would scramble away all big as fuck. I never named that one

How convenient, the one night when you (psychically) know I'm working from 6 to midnight and then probably getting drunk afterward and not getting home until 4 Coward

Only one way to settle this *presses button on small pokeball to enlarge it slightly*

I had ringworm as a kid

Staring me down over my night food I now know their schedule and the approximate trees where they live. No one talk about my problematic ornaments

Ginguy needs to debate Dat boi

It's cool if it can be produced sustainably and will get enough of you absolute hogs to stop eating actual cowflesh to where we can begin decreasing the global cow population and amount of land we dedicate to cow rearing and cow feed growing then that's a good thing because the alternative is the world basically becoming one big hot McDonald's kitchen slaughterhouse

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What can I do for you my good sir