hash-corduroy-frightening
lol....wow, this is a good one >
Take a frightening journey through Portland, OR with Kevin, the world's only stand alone, hash smoking, pair of corduroy pants. If you don't laugh and cry, I swear, you're dead inside. : o
chicken-beauty-absurd
High School beauty queen and total bitch Genesis Guevara wakes up on prom night, only to find she's been transformed into a chicken, will she ever find her way back to humanity? Will she survive her absurd encounter with "Chicken Fucker Jones"? Only one way to find out kids......read my book : o
thing-bigmouth-rat
Aging mobster Bigmouth McGillicutty gets that thing, that thing every mobster dreads, a rat on his doorstep, follow his misadventures as we find out, who, what and why