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This sounds like it's going to be a sad and tragic story

Happy Passover to your dash of Jewish

Shiny Togepi

So many times I’ve been stuck in traffic and just wanted to blow shit up.

A lifetime of rocket launchers or was it a grenade launcher?

Yeah he did do that but it wasn’t for 3.5 hours.

They don’t like weed in Japan? What kind of hell is that?!?

Good ol’ fashioned weed am I going to jail now?

@fuggnificent if you’re serious you might want to read this, if you haven’t already, it’s old af but all the things he talks about that makes good stories is still true

I loved that movie especially the part when he flips out in that McDs type restaurant.

Are you talking about the Michael Douglas movie? If you are, you know darn well it wasn’t about a man going to work.

Cuz no one wants to watch a 3 hour movie about someone on their way to work, most people want a protagonist that has a problem that needs resolution and an antagonist that attempts to thwart that, doesn't have to be violent, maybe a love interest or a family problem, even funny movies have conflict

I am not disappointed by this, definitely can use the candy and would like a shiny mareep, I even hope it rains that day, even more mareep

You shoulda said, "I'm Polish and very offended right now" and then slammed the door in their face.

Yeah a lot of the shiny Lugia I see are not the best IVs. Good ones are out there though Me trying to go through my reward after raid to get to my Lugia first before others get a shiny 😆

That’s so sweet. 😊

Wow....lol

That’s cute.

Lol you are such an asshole.

Lol sure but you gotta move to NY

Zeni buttbabies will be the end of us all.

Where I work it’s pretty relaxed. One of the bosses encourages the honoring of 4:20 everyday.

The first thing Zeni hears from his cellie “Boy, you’re smooth like a bitch and your mouth is awful purty” 😬😆

I’m not even using lube. He’ll be lucky if I use spit

And then this asshole shows up cuz he wants me to peg him.