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My Dad is 80 but texts me mostly when he, or my brother calls I get really nervous 😬

When family members call you because everyone knows to just text. I speak to people so infrequently because I text and associate actual calls with emergencies 😬🫠 anyone else like this?

“He has the life expectancy of a large dog” dead

Truth! I am 5ft and I was with a 6’5” guy and we looked ridiculous together now my other half is 5’7 and a way better human being all around I def am on team “fun size” 😆

Only Murders in the Building Hulu it’s ok. Has one hell of a cast with Nathan Lane Martin Short Steve Martin and Selena Gomez. Second season was much better than the first one. Just started season three. Idk how many seasons this can go on for? How many times can murders happen around the same 3 people and not only that, but also get framed for them. At some point that gets old. Common Side Effects Max and [as]4 episodes in and I am enjoying it. Reminds me of A Scanner Darkly in so far that the government knows more than they’re willing to admit out loud. The Freak Brothers Tubi I can’t even begin to state how disappointed I am with this show. How a show with Pete Davidson, Woody Harrelson, John Goodman and Tiffany Haddish can be this unfunny is just killing me. The premise is 3 hippies and their cat smoke some amazing weed laced with a magical potion from a Swami. They smoke it in 1969 and awaken to discover it’s now 2020. Such a funny premise done in a not so funny way

Northern Lights. Gorilla Cookies. Wedding Cheesecake and Bubba Brunch.

Fuckin Jets doing same ol Jets shit. No Rodgers. No Mosley No Moses No compensatory picks. Miami got 4 Buffalo got 2 Jets get a big ol moldy donut hole 😆🫠

He was 4-2 last season but he’s not good. He won’t be good for NY. Idc if he was QB w G Wilson back in college. The moves NY is making is same old same old shit

Fuckin NY Jets they cut Rodgers (weeks ago) pick up Justin Fields. Fuckin got damn fuckin jets

I have dozens of names for my cats and they also get a theme song. Let’s be real, if you aren’t singing epic made up songs to your pets, wtf are you even doing? 😆 That said Bowie aka BoBo aka Boba aka Mr Ham aka HamBo aka BoHam aka Blanket aka Browie aka Boser the Bulldozer aka Bobies aka Puddin Ziggy aka ZigZag aka Ziggala aka The Zigster aka Psycho Killer aka ZigBo aka BoZig aka Munchkin aka Chubbs aka Zippy aka Hey Stupid aka Pillow aka Pretty Boy Zig they each seem to recognize all of them and they know their real names still. Which is amazing 😆

Blaming this one squarely on @discolé monade 😆

I’m taking a ride with my best friend I hope he never lets me down again He knows where he’s taking me Taking me where I want to be I’m taking a ride with my best friend oh wait you said “defrost mode” 😝😆

Cat napped the original Morris the 9 Lives Cat food cat for $100k and free dry cat food for life ransom. And she got it too

😆😆😆😆 it’s all starting to make sense now

Is it just me or does molarbear make every thread better 😆😆😆😆

I’m sorry I’m trying to get tickets for NIN Peel it Back tour 30 years of the downward spiral

I’m really sorry about everything that’s happening. If you need to vent don’t be shy. You can always PM me I don’t have the best advice but I’m here to listen if you need.

I was actually thinking about you the other day because of all the things going on. lookin great btw

@VicodinEs took 1st place w 423 pts congratulations @Seight was in 2nd w 403 and I took 3rd place w 391 no one had the LOL or GOAT despite the Lions getting eliminated early they had a better record than KC. They were close though same with TN and CLE where the Titans took lol honor

Last night chicken pot pie that I made myself. Not from scratch but w premade pie crusts. I cooked the chicken. It wasn’t bad and no one died. Personally I thought I overcooked it but everyone was very kind and said they like the crust well done like that. It got completely eaten and like I said, no funerals. Calling it a win 🫠😆🫠

The GOAT was Detroit and the LOL was Tennessee

Eagles won. Fans celebrate by eating horse shit in both Bourbon St in NO and on the streets of Philly 😆

I thought I was tripping when I heard that 😆