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I also cheated after that first sentence. I used the predictive text but not specifically the middle button cuz after that first sentence I was like, nuh uh, not this shit again 😬💩

It went off the rails after that part about going on the road

The truth is I don’t have any consequences because I’m going on the road and then they are going on the same thing. You know what you gotta say to me when you’re done ✅ this week is the day For a good night is to come to the game with you tomorrow this one is nonsense 😆

Imma little freaked out about it honestly. Some of it felt on the nose. It looks like nonsense, but it’s not to me 😬

That definitely isn’t worth it 😬💩

Ozzy and Jack had a show where they traveled across the US in an RV doing dumb things. One was horse sperm collection. A female horse is in the room so the male can get hard, then they jack off the horse with some weird contraption. I wonder how much they pay for jerking off a horse.

People don’t have a good time for them but I gotta say they can get a little bit of time for you. The truth is I don’t have a good time for it haha. The truth is I don’t have a problem anymore and I’m gonna I was like that you don’t know what you wanna do. middle button posting is very twilight zone

It’s no coincidence. the WWE and NFL are in league together to boost ratings and sell us useless chips and salsa

The nfl is a fuckin joke. The fix was in from jump to have Tampa bay with Brady in the super bowl. The calls at geeenbay and then the calls last night. American football is pretty much professional wrestling at this point. Tom Brady started shit with Matthieu and Mattheiu gets the flag for jawing back? Brady is not the goat. He’s the biggest assisted fraud of all time.

And then Gronkowski strolls out of there too, with his stupid, gorilla-like smile. The refs, shades on, turn towards the wind, throw a flag as they nod in approval

7 inches, the diameter of his asshole when Giselle puts her fist up it

Brady was Sponge’s asshole the entire time.

More like goatse

Fuck Brady

So, Reddit couldn’t afford a Super Bowl ad prior to the WSB thing? 🤨 Nvm they did some other weird thing that they do

I guess considering that these commercials are for the 2020 season, why should we expect any less than a big ol’ pile of suck and “fuck you” 😬💩

I guess that is crazy, but what can you do? They give huge contracts to less deserving QBs a lot lately. It’s not Mahomes’ fault the NFL pays stupid money to lesser players 😬

That Goff trade was a disaster for everyone else. Deshaun Watson claims he wants to be a jet but the cost is too damn high. 4 1st round pick a couple of 2nd and Darnold as well(that’s the rumor) nuh uh I will hate NYJ 5ever if they make such a trade. How can you rebuild a team if you’re handing over draft picks idgaf how many years they might be spread across

Rumor has it Budweiser won’t be doing a commercial this SB season. That sucks if true. Usually they’re my fav cuz they know how to use emotional manipulation with adorable animals

Lol my other half is flipping out that mahomes got that 10 yr 450mn contract. He says no athlete should be paid that, but I don’t see the problem. He’s not worth $45mn a year? I think so especially if he keeps playing at that high level.

That’s probably why the town won’t admit. If PA has NF similar to NY, the parked car has zero fault and the OTHER vehicle’s insurance pays for everything straight out the gate.

I’m dead. In lieu of flowers send chocolates and weed to my loved ones

She’s fully charged. You should unplug if you haven’t already

Someone living in Texas should probably not talk shit about anyone else feeling bad cuz of where they live 💩