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Happy belated birthday

Happy birthday

Oh please. He wants to prove something and the only thing he’s going to prove is that he’s just good enough to make playoffs but no further

He’s finished he won’t see another Súper bowl. It’s why he got knocked out game one.

Wtf you happy about? He’s not playing for any team that you’re a fan of. 🙄

I really hope Brady gets hurt now. Fuck that guy.

Hopefully you get to take him on Sunday. Museums with dinosaurs are the best.

Maybe it’ll be fine by tomorrow? I feel so bad. Was the little one really looking forward to going too? ☹️

Damn 😮 we’re getting hit tomorrow but it’s not unheard of for us.

The north has roaches but at least in the northeast they don’t fly like they do down south. idk what pacific NW roaches do. I hate bugs. I felt your post down to my toes 😆

UNLESS he sucks now but we couldn’t tell cuz his team was on a downward spiral in the first place 😬

I think he’s a pretty good QB. Got good feet.

This time they went in the opposite direction and found a really small black dude 😆

@Master-Debater131 how you feeling about acquiring Russell Wilson

Nope two different people

Happy belated birthday

Who decides where oceans start and stop? How is it not just one big ass ocean? Why do we need to name shit anyway? Why name anything? Since when is “hey you over there?” A rude thing. Since forever but the real question is “but why?”

I need that dog therapist right about now 😆

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Maybe I’ll be a life coach when I grow up. Maybe I’ll start a cult. I’ll tell people “Be a pretzel. Make them thirsty” and then I can be all mysterious and pretend to be smart. When asked “what does that mean” I’ll just flip it and be like, “idk what do YOU think it means” answering a question with the same exact question makes you look automatically 5 times smarter than you really are. where’s the bathroom? Hmm, where do you think the bathroom is? Let’s find out together! bam it’s like you’re a genius now and pulled off the perfect kidnapping. You just got a stranger to follow you. Friggin brilliant!

Fuckin wordle has gotten harder since the nyt took over. Fuckin today’s word I never used in my life 💩

You don’t need no stinkin vessel to be a pirate. 3 weeks sounds kind of soon for scurvy I thought that takes months. If you got it like that to go to a doctor maybe go, but you said you were already feeling better from taking vitamin c so idk. just please don’t succumb to an ancient sailor’s disease, please.

How long did you go without fruits and vegetables? And are you a pirate?

Idr but it’s a guarantee heroin was involved in some way.