nameraka

don't feel bad for people who do dumb things. you'll only encourage them.

recently purchased a water bottle with an infuser. i was thinking 'bout all the great varied fruit parings i would use to infuse my water. nope. lemon. just lemon. i am so fucking boring.

and how is it that i had 0 exemptions and yet this is about what i owe...

take me to another place?

ok. so nothing about this scenario has been realistic from the beginning. you really expect me to explain how i acquire and apply thallium to a woodchuck? Fine. Magic.

enough to... poison them perhaps? ::HMM::

he might, so just to be clear any wood that is chucked and then upchucked still counts as chucked. ::HMM:: good point.

yes, yes, but how many?

you're overthinking this. let's focus on the poison. ::spin::

if you think we're hard on banana smugglers, try pulling the tag off your mattress. i had a swat team at my door in minutes.

you seem awfully confident. that annoys me.

true. it would depend on the type of poison relative to the size of the woodchuck. ::HMM:: fine, we'll say thallium poisoning on a 8 lb woodchuck...

if you poisoned the wood? ::HMM::

that sounds dirty.

A better life.

I pity you.

except from snipers. you're welcome.

yeah. i have two. haven't visited in years. might be time to go home...

the moment changed.

did anyone else notice that the soundtrack was basically the soundtrack for Donnie Darko? i mean, i counted at least 3 of the same songs. also, someone had a serious joy division fetish. not that i minded. it did seem a bit obvious given the content though...

one of these... more the first one.