nameraka

Flash Gordon > Buck Rogers flash was just cooler. better hair. better music. also flash’s sidekicks included james bond and brian fucking blessed. buck rogers had this guy:

third option, i guess

vark? or wolf?

sweet pickles are not fit for human consumption.

i don’t really find anything enjoyable anymore.

I'm not going to tell you what to do with that information. I shouldn’t have to.

i pretty much lost it with the snowman montage.

yeah, fuck that!

how can you advertise shrimp as deveined when you’ve removed the intestinal tract (along the back) but not the actual fucking vein on the underside. i mean, it’s called deveining for christ sake. i know, it’s perfectly safe to eat. that’s not the issue. words have meanings. if you don’t respect the integrity of the language, what do you respect? i mean language is the foundation of all thought. fuck. it’s like nothing even matters anymore.

moderately offensive

i just realized you can mathematically prove that wednesday doesn’t exist. Sunday is the first day of the week, Monday is the second, Tuesday the third, Thursday the fifth, Friday the sixth, Saturday is seventh. See, no Wednesday. it isn’t real.