Swimmod_Luna

Anyone want to plan everything for me for free? I'll let u come to the reception.

My lease is up soon and they put some info about renewing my lease on my door along with a little baggie with some cookies. I ate some of the cookies and like 20 minutes later I had a very sudden, urgent shit. And was then stuck on the toilet for 15 minutes with the liquid shits. Coincidence? Probably but this makes for a more interesting thread title.

Watch every other movie in the MCU so u can be ready for Endgame.

Aww yeah

Before I got my current job I applied to a bunch of jobs I didn't want but thought would be better than the shit hole I was working at at the time. It's normal don't worry.

We get Good Friday off because apparently we're a Christian organization even though it makes no difference on the work we do. It's been awhile since I had a Friday off. I took the first Monday of this month off but for some reason a Friday-Sunday 3-day weekend just feels better than a Saturday-Monday one.

I do Only thing I don't do that for is leftover pizza. I'll put it in while the oven's cold then start preheating. Helps keep the crust from getting too crispy.

It's basically like Chipotle with more menu options and (in my opinion) better food. Their Stacks are my favorite but their burritos and bowls are great as well, haven't had anything else but I'm sure it's all good.

Probably Moe's. They have this item on their menu called a Stack. Basically a Crunchwrap Supreme on steroids. It's great for those times when I want to eat a day's worth of calories in one sitting and feel awful about myself afterwards. Plus free chips and salsa with every meal is always good.

What kind of "other shit"? I've replaced my brakes and rotors on my car twice and it didn't cost nearly that much for both times combined.

Yay! Hope you enjoy it. Looks like a pretty nice corkscrew, too. Don't forget to cancel the subscription service now (Unless you want to pay the full, non-promo code price).

Chocolate cake from a local bakery. It was good just way too sweet/rich.

My teeth hurt

So it was a broken axel. Guy said its a big problem for Hondas once they hit 100k miles. Cost me $325. Could be worse I guess.

I mean I take it in for inspections almost every time I get the oil changed and just dropped $700 on some other repairs last week. I would hope they would have noticed an axle that was about to break. (If that's something you can notice before it happens) I kind of hope the shop I took it to last week fucked something up because I'm still under warranty.

Just me, my client (who's about my size), and a few bags of groceries.

2007 ~108k miles

Thanks Worst case I guess I have a bit saved up for a down payment and have good credit so I could probably afford the payments on a pretty decent car. Would still be used but would be better than what I have now.

Auto. I did hear...something. It happened when I was changing lanes and at first I thought I had been rear-ended because there was a loud thunk.

I have not. Hopefully it's nothing too serious and this mechanic knows what he's doing.

The guys at the shop seemed pretty cool and the place had good reviews so hopefully they won't try to fuck me over if it's something relatively simple. I just worry the transmission is fucked or something complicated like that.

Was driving along when it suddenly just stopped. Engine revs when I hit the gas but it doesn't move. Doesn't come to a full stop when in park, either. Had to use the e-brake. Had to have some dude help me push my car into a parking lot and call AAA for a tow. Waiting to hear from the mechanic. Yaaaay

Was driving with a client and felt my nose start running. I touch my nose and realize it's bleeding. A lot. I look away as the client is getting out of the car so she won't notice. Blow my nose on a piece of paper because I have no tissues in my car. There's a HUGE glob of blood. Looked like I had a slug come out of my nose or something.

Liar u know you'd love to eat Quackers ass any day.

My man