Swimmod_Luna

I never knew

What's the exchange rate on weed to clean piss.

Why would I do that

Maybe it's both

Are u paying

Thnx

Drug testing for a job. Yay. Shouldn't be any problems with passing it so I guess I'm as good as hired. Hooray. Training starts on the 20th. No benefits other than health insurance and no paid vacation because I'm classified as "part-time temporary" but pay is good and it's for the state. They said there should be some full-time permanent positions opening up in July and they look to the part-time temporary people to fill those first so if I do my job well I'll have that as an option.

Stay away from me

So she just wants a Sugar Daddy? Or just some poor chump dumb enough to buy shit for her before she disappears forever?

It is for that field of work. Tutoring jobs tend to have better hourly pay because it's usually only a few hours a week. Didn't realize it was only 25 hours a week. That annual amount is about what I'd expect.

"Non-profit" and "pays well" don't typically go together. I could maybe see you making that amount if you were a real teacher with a license, but you said it's for a teaching assistant.

No it doesn't. Real teachers don't make that much lol

The fuck kind of teaching assistant job pays that much that you make "twice as much" of anything. Unless you're making below minimum wage or have really short hours at the liquor store. Also if you have a teaching assistant job right now shouldn't you be like, working? Not shitposting all day?

I would immediately seek employment elsewhere

Keep telling yourself that, guy

But SSI...Free money

In my state one of the questions they ask for unemployment is if you're mentally capable of working and you have to say yes in order to be eligible. You're clearly insane and need to be hospitalized before you kill someone so I'd say no. Maybe SSI though if you go get a diagnosis.

J/k ily plz come over

No we'll do it on top of u

I h8 u

It has pineapple on it u wouldn't like it

It's good for chain pizza

But I'm lazy and want delivery and have a coupon code for Pizza Hut, medium 3-topping for $6 that's like 50% off

RIP in peace, me I mean I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a job soon so what's another $20 for pizza that will give me like 3 meals, right? Right? >_>

Hopefully. It would be a pretty sweet gig. First shift, Monday-Friday, vacation and benefits and all that. Plus I have experience in the field. And they said I can do my progress notes from home/a coffee shop if we want to. My last job only let us do that during the week the RNC was in town and it was great.