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I'm good. Clipboard refused to release a previous copy. Every paste was the same thing, but I made it submit to my will.

*tsar returns from the back, bruised & bleeding...delivers the order & cracks open a Green River* Sorry, I was having computer issues. NP:

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAIHSqiwAA *tsar raises a shot and nods toward the ceiling* Happy Birthday, Bela.

Wait, did you say "Stranahan's?"

*Pours pint glasses full of freshly made Sangria* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mJRmM7Ql4

https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/restaurants/a43366499/best-tavern-style-pizza-us/?mibextid=l066kq

*tsar lines up a few Cement Mixers & raises one* "To Luuv!"

"We must, indeed, all hang together or assuredly we shall all hang separately." - Ben Franklin

Why wasn't I asked to join?

*Set the drink before Rogue*

What tab? *Pockets the money*

*tsar gestures to the bouncer* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmCyuIHLj0

The last person I saw drink the stuff kept going back for more, then left the party, went down to the river & came back with a large stone. He claimed it was a turtle and could not be dissuaded. Claimed he was going to make turtle soup.

Give it a second or two... (trash can punch - prepare realemon limeade per instructions, mix with realemon lemonade prepared per instructions, add a can of Hawaiian Punch, stir in a bottle of vodka and a pint of Everclear, add sliced fruit)

*tsar reaches under the bar, ladles a dark purple liquid into a pint glass and passes it to PhilosipherStoned* Enjoy your Trash Can Punch!

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1uEmQHtiw

Chicago Tavern style, party cut.

Pizzas are ready

*tsar peers over the bar* I got you. NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWYXJ04KCM

*tsar sighs, grabs something from behind the bar, moves over to where The_annoying_one is laying and places orange traffic cones around him*

*tsar deftly mixes Wild Turkey 101 with the rest of the ingredients and serves to The_annoying_one with a flourish*

How about a Stone Sour?