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bnmjy

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  1. Eh, many of them just have faded tattoos and beer bellies. I guess millennials will be similar.
  2. lol, where did you get it from?
  3. Is this really mochi's mouth?
  4. Misaka is jonesing from lack of Girls X Battle. Quick, grab the lube and start the game up!
  5. Nah, there are plenty of jobs that are literally shittier than nursing, like plumbing and latrine cleaning. As for touching genitals and seeing death, not really.
  6. Have you had sex yet? Some people do rapidly lose weight during HIV seroconversion.
  7. Five seconds in, NOPE.
  8. And this song was playing on the radio. I love it.
  9. I wanted to be an author. I have some great scifi ideas, but I'm too lazy to execute them. Plus, my writing skills could use improvement. I was reading novel stats, and over ninety percent of novels never make a profit anyway. Maybe one day, I'll self-publish a shitty kindle book, just for fun.
  10. blue cheese, ranch, red onions, buffalo chicken, and french fries Not the healthiest salad, but god damn is it fucking good.
  11. Although true, nobody considers you an authority of comedy anyway, so . . .
  12. Okay? It's not like I make a joke about her hooha at least once a week or anything like that, no.
  13. Wanna see fugg's hooha?
  14. no and no
  15. Futa Friday always deserves an announcement.
  16. Only if it's Michael Keaton. Christian Bale and George Clooney, maybe. Ben Affleck, no.
  17. Ever think about going to Juneau, Alaska?
  18. Your Rican juices contain AIDS and carcinogens.
  19. That was painfully not funny.
  20. She made her hooha prolapse. Pat was so worried, so he banned her for a while to ensure a full recovery.
  21. Not for Christians. Why do you think Chick Fil A is closed today?
  22. Check your motherfucking privilege on the Sabbath.
  23. I think this calls for tubgirl . . .
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