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Hell yes. This could totally be a children's book.

That's racist. In before anyone else can say it.

That's because she's dark as hell. If her eyes were closed, I'd be asking why she posted some snowy trees. Did she go skiing or something?

I went through Gettysburg a couple of years ago, but didn't get the chance to get out and see the battlefields. I regret that. But i did get to tour D.C., which was very cool.

Our flowers and trees started blooming a few weeks ago. Pollen is everywhere. Lots of rain. Our weather is crazy right now. Last week was a roller coaster. 50 degrees one day, then the very next day it was in the 80's. It kept going like that for a week. When we went to Savannah last Friday, we left in long sleeves because it was frigid. By lunch time, we had the air conditioner on in the car.

I was getting better pictures from my Motorola Razr, like 12 years ago.

Yep. North Georgia gets snow. We don't down here. This close to the coast, the winters are mild. I have worn shorts and a t shirt at Christmas several times.

Fuckin' aye. I actually laughed out loud.

I am more of a local establishment frequenter myself. I am not big on mega corporations for dining. Alas, everyone has voted for Olive Garden. We can cook better than them, but we aren't gonna go out shopping all day, and come home and cook. Fuck that noise. And yeah, I'm actually 290 now. I lost some when I was sick the other week, because when I'm sick, I don't eat at all. At least I'm almost 6 and a half feet tall.

We are going to Olive Garden because they are better than Carrabba's in my opinion. Plus, everyone likes the salad and bread sticks. Everyone but me. I didn't get to 300 lbs. by eating fucking salads.

Hell yes. I love this idea.

I just read this to disco, as she's not online, and she was in awe. I'm laughing, even though I probably shouldn't be.

You must have lived in north Georgia. Down here on the coast, we see snow a couple times every ten years, and not enough to amount to anything. The thing about the weather down here is, it's hot one day, then freezing the next, repeat.

We don't have much to chose from. Olive Garden and Carrabba's.

Looks like you have a goatee in that picture.

Nah. That was the best I could come up with for an Italian restaurant in Texas. Textalian?

Come on now. What's not to love about Bubba Linguine's?

That would just be too cold. We are going to eat Italian tomorrow when we go out. I am craving gnocchi. Haven't had it a while. Also, gonna grab some cheap mall food. Cinnabon is coming home with me. And a giant pretzel.

She wants you to work so she can fap to LDP in peace, bro.

I have no idea why, but all of a sudden, I want a root beer. Thing is, I hate root beer. No clue what's going on.

Yep. Not a spoof. True story yo. Haha.

That's me when disco lets one rip. (Calls a priest to exorcise the house).

God Damnit.

There's a lot of crackers there. Lot of honky's too. However, if you are referring to the cheese of the same name, then no.

Well, you need to go to one. You're kind of messing up my point, asshole.