midnight

Let's get naked and conjure up Zozo, baby!

I'm a bit judgmental. It's a flaw of mine. It irks disco to no end. Something about people wearing Columbia vests, or John Deere apparel, etc, strike me as assholes. I mean, those are kind of symbols of "assholeness" in my town. I don't know if those folks at the CB are assholes, but the ones in my town definitely are.

The only time I'm ever barefooted is when I'm in the shower. I've always worn socks. Plus, I have giant, ugly feet.

I like to think this is ghostrek's philosophy:

I got an iLaptop. Meaning, I wasn't paying that much for an iPad. My shit was cheap. But it works for what I need it to do, which isn't much. I just needed a bigger screen. My eyes are shit.

Damn. Haha.

I used my phone for this site when I first joined. Then I got a laptop, and now I never use my phone until I get in the bed and read a little history. I'm not too fond of the mobile version of,,,,anything.

Wanna play? Hmmm? Hahaha.

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Damnit. Fair enough.

I knew it was green before. But went to normal lately. I just figured you weren't digging it anymore. I'm too lazy to change mine.

I'm not going to play it. I just wanted one in my collection. I own tons of random things, and I felt my collection was incomplete without one. I'm not a strong believer in the supernatural. It doesn't scare me because I'm not sold on the idea of spirits roaming around. But I still have no desire to play it. Even though I don't believe in it, I'm still not going to potentially invite something into my home.

Based on what I've heard about them, I have no desire to play it. But I felt compelled to own one. I want to see a ghost, but I don't want one chillin' in my house. I don't want an invisible being watching me shit.

I'm not dense. She logged onto your profile and got you banned. In any event, doesn't matter. Yeah, I'd like to read it if you come across it.

I am exhausted. I saw lobster and rolled with it. Cut me some slack butt lord. (She changes her font to green because I'm a dipshit).

We don't have a Cheesecake Factory here. And lobster looks delicious, but we are both allergic to shellfish.

I have been ghost hunting a lot of times. Caught what looks like two apparitions on camera, and tons of EVP's. However, I didn't see it with my own eyes, or hear it with my own ears at the time. My wife, my mom, my step father, my father, almost everyone I know has seen a ghost. I have not. I am not sold on it. I want to have my own proof of the paranormal. With all of that being said, I did not buy this thing to play it. I wanted one to add to my collection of stuff. I will go ghost hunting, but I am not trying to invite some weird shit into my home. Nope.

Yeah, them too. Olive Garden even fucked up my tea. I ordered sweet tea and got some brown water shit that had no taste. Goddamn it. Thank God for Wendy's for a second lunch.

If you've written about them, I'd be interested in reading it. Also, was that you I was speaking with a night or two ago, or did that chick steal your profile again?

I might try it. But yeah. It won't be in my house. Just in case....

I collect things, and I've never owned one. So, now I do.

Cool. That should be fun to watch.

What? I mean, those bread sticks have made gas attached to them. That's all I ate at shitty Olive Garden. Fuck that place.

Fart walking in public. I bombed Walmart today. And the mall. And Olive Garden. And Earth Bound Trading Company. And the tattoo shop. And Wendy's. And the gas station. And the car.