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I havent upgraded in three years but i caved because Tmobile is offering for only $360 with a trade-in Its bigger than the s8 and s6. Its fucking purple..im crazy about purple!

We are gonna freak out if it snows lol

Lube up good for me, baby

Shit. Yeah, it sounds dangerous. Should probably stay in.

Wind gusts up to 70 mph. There goes my chance of going to the famous african American museum 😭 We might try to get in Saturday but wed have to wait in line in the cold for hours.

This some b.s. poof. Im not made of $$ 😭

*adds to collection*

Shouldn't i have at least 30 days to pay it?

Congrats poof. I read abt it on twitter.

His wife hates me and has me blocked on fb. But i friended his mom...not a problem..but she shares stuff i post on her wall like the photo of my Rookie of the Month award on my cubicle at work. I dont think she knows her daughter in law hates me because i i used to bang her son. I know this is messy but his mom was the only mom my bro and i knew when our dad was raising us. She dont know i started banging her son for a short while there. Its kinda funny. Messy me wants to unblock wifey and add her back again.

Less and less. Im paying off stuff. Credit score jumped 30 points in less than a month.

Remember i have an earlier shift that i won? Well her shift doesnt start until an hour and a half after mine so she racks up way more OT coming in early with me.

O i forget. You dont even know what a bill is ?

Sperm lol

We all jamming to tunes. I drive her to/from work as well...then we chat 8 hours at work everyday.everything has been discussed

It was on the list idiot

*only spends $6 at wawa*

She had diabetes, glaucoma and high blood pressure and died at 80!

Still no response on how my plan is ghetto.

My bluecross blueshield plan is free this year. Why are you talking about health insurance in a life insurance thread?

All she pays is electricity and water...i pay phone, wifi, tv,car, car insurance and groceries.

My 80 year old grandma didnt even have that much wrinkles. Lolol u r so stupid

Im saving this pic. Lobster is love.

?? Bitch anybody can b kept. Not every woman can do on her own. Remember that. Bye. Sexting.

U love mrs phillies