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i had my own apartment for a few years...i can only imagine the things my upstairs neighbor heard lol and i must have been horrible because id do it all over my place at any hour

i did it by dancing this weird type of dance i usually only do in private around her. like...i just dance all silly. hard to explain but its COMPLETELY socially unacceptable! my mom called me into the hall quietly so i could see my daughter dancing to her tablet. she didn't know we were watching and she was doing my silly weird only-reserved-for-private type dancing lol whoops

Haxorz?

Sorry. Always young at heart?

She was in modern times in batman vs superman.

I know you love me dane <3

Lack of sex

When youre 30...50 is old

It looks boring. If it was in modern times id be interested.

http://www.postandcourier.com/news/charleston-police-person-wearing-dinosaur-costume-growls-at-carriage-horses/article_9d33a3f8-3c1d-11e7-9f59-87a4e201455d.html

!!!

Hopefully one that doesnt have to be hooked up to a turned on computer 24/7 but can still record. Ive had 4 nails in my tires since i bought my car and i just know someone is doing it.

Thanks. Finally some recognition on here. But seriously..i work my butt off...drag myself into work everyday despite a debilitating disease that tells me to sleep in everyday and i still do good work. Then they reward people and pay them more than me as they get time off the phone and do less work. Imma enjoy the heck out of my lil 30 minutes lol

You know how to get a job?

And tomorrow my superviser choose me to get time off the phone to put up decorations. About damn time. People with horrible stats get time off the phone to do silly stuff while i slave away all day. Wanna see my shirt?

When i was 19 i was staying at my brothers house. I started a bath and then went to chat online. I COMPLETELY forgot i turned the tub on and no one noticed until my brother and his wife noticed water coming out of their closet. I flooded their house pretty bad. I felt so bad. Went and rented a carpet cleaner to help soak up all the water.

Wow...ive NEVER left the house while baking lol i guess im too neurotic

Guess whos back . Did a change out in the bathroom and while i was leaving i noticed this sizable pool of blood on the floor. No menopause here! O0

Loved that stuff when i was losing weight.

No. I want to have another baby..remember?

Cuz youre a loser with no friends. We know.

How are you gonna accuse buddy of being ignorant of fads when you cant recognize the animal snapchat filter everyone is using?

Get a job.

Im not your mother. You cant tell me what to do. The romper isnt just a white thing.

Wont you come...and wash away the rain? :'(