fuggnificent

if i can find the fucking time- when i find an intriguing story in the new ill write a short story around it and post it here. the first headline http://nypost.com/2017/10/03/family-thought-teen-girl-found-shot-to-death-in-bed-was-asleep/ so its kinda real life fan fiction? ill dramatize what really happened and WRITE AN ENDING FOR ONCE.... my novel? fucking too epic to finish any time soon...maybe when im 50. was anybody reading it? i might just upload the unedited chapters if thats the case - fuck it

the fucker is totally on the spectrum gonna make him a little turtle helmet and turtle muzzle

i mean the lobster..um..yeah..lol

that baby looks delicious

hes tried to bite me before but it was like in slow motion and laughable. the way madison put it the little girl was trying to hold him and i guess he was afraud of her and he jumped forward and chomped her.

it has now developed a taste for human flesh

phillies, y r u inviting married women into your basement?

more ridiculous stories. do they come from all the holes in your brain from years of abusing various drugs?

this happened last week and her momma aint said shit to me. shes two doors down.

too bad im all outta meth

why do u enjoy showing your babies disturbing shit?

im totally doing this on karaoke now...phone gotta charge tho

you and your 3 inch cock! maybe you should prove me wrong and send me a totally unsolicited dick pic!

chriscornellandchesterweresingerswithlotsamoneybuttheystillhatedliving

i thought being a singer would make me happy enough with my job but then chris cornell and chester....soooo... ALL JOBS SUCK THEN YOU DIIIIIEEEEEEEE...or retire or whatever

great acting in that movie

great job telling me now when the day is over. where am i gonna find a girl to celebrate this late?

bitch, how bout give me my old job back ?

My crabs would be purple lol

I know what cannibal means. Ok..hes a maneater...how about that?

eating out your gf a cannibal does not make

last week he bit a chunk out of madison's friend. they told me the turtle bit her but they didnt tell me she bled until today. lil fucker!

Yah ok now im never gonna go

I stopped posting abt my hookups since the USC guys.

? when i had a fridge it was frightening to clean out cuz id buy all these veggies but then go out to eat everyday.