fuggnificent

now u know it all...im scared of needles and dildos lol

i gotta find a sex toy that i like because in 2018 im so done with guys i dont use toys cuz they hurt guys hurt at first too but it passes...when its just me..it hurts..then i stop lol gonna train myself to like sticking myself. too old for this shit.

thats sad. i bet they dont even let him sit at the same table as Sonic at family gatherings

do you think he knows where sonic keeps all those golden rings?

yeah everybody

i bet that sonic hedgehog money is good tho

was this before or after you engaged in gay sex?

hes not fast or blue but ok whatever you say

so is he Puerto Rican? he wont tell me what ethnicity he is

ill find waifu a new home

oh god lol

i think u just need to get laid :P

life is what you make of it

oh okay well think of this you are self aware, right? you bear witness to the universe...everything there is says you shouldnt be...or that its some kind of accident..my poorly driven point is...just enjoy it dood..we dont know why we r here or where we r going but we are pretty fucking lucky to exist at all.

im not sure abt reincarnation but sometimes i feel like...theres...a purpose...behind my actions..and that theres more chances to get things right...do u ever feel that? hard to explain

LOL fired from a low effort job

do you ever feel like youve been here before? or that you know exactly how certain things feel even tho youve never experienced them? hard to say what im trying to say here

you are immortal. you just change states of being

no its not. i was laid off because of downsizing and got unemployment. no FIRED because of being disrespectful..having horrible work ethic and no child care like youm

ya thats some shit

tmobile had crazy xmas and tax season crowds. but yea..you right

i wouldnt mind so much if i was still doing sales. i miss those huge commission checks sometimes!

i didnt go to prom but i went to after prom parties every year of highschool. none of any of my friends went to prom either...i was such a bad influence lol

this month i will spend $1500...to just drive a fucking car.

ive never been fired. unlike you.