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fuggstop

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  1. Just used my brain to come up with the ingredients. I used a recipe from online before and they sucked and no one ate them. My self made recipe was so good madison said it taste like the ones in the chinese restaurant. My mom..whose pissed at me...came and said they came out really good lol I would post a pic but i suck at rolling them and they look oogly lol But damn they taste fucking good! Gonna add onions next time.
  2. DO IT! I could have slept with this incredibly gorgeous biology professor. Caught him staring at my tits. Then he would keep me late to help clean up. I was a virgin and scared to make the first move (he wasnt about to be innappropiate first and lose his job) . I sat there frozen then scurried home with my tail between my legs. 25 years later i still regret it
  3. Zeni Zeni This some Ali G level shit Be real Tell Aunty Fuggs what she can do to help you find true love
  4. I enjoy my solitude
  5. I love him. Hes big n tall so it makes me feel small. He always makes me feel good about myself and gives the best orgasms. Im never giving him up. 😍
  6. Irl guys love it. What i care about what someone i dont wanna fuck and will never meet MIGHT think? Military hottie quotes "Beautiful black pussy" "Open up that pretty pussy girl" "I wanna cum all over that beautiful black pussy" Beast
  7. I wonder if military hottie is gonna come back after 12 years and still try to push all my fucking buttons? Or is he gonna act like a fucking man? Ill be medicated this time around but i already feel like that won't matter.
  8. People try to hate what theyll never have. Im not a community pussy so all my nudes do is frustrate dudes with hang ups. Still mad at the bitches who rejected them in highschool. Guys do that shit to strippers all the time.
  9. You obviously need more lol Sponges said i had to open it..theres not much going on when its not jacked open like that.
  10. I have nothing to tuck. I have a line i made when i got too into it when i was 13 and thats all. More like a shingle and it doesnt protrude when my vagina is closed.
  11. Lol yah mines not blown out If i took a pic like that there would be no lips
  12. Its not. Yall really begging for a video
  13. He is 19. I dont think hes done much real kissing and he was nervous. Hes getting better tho..somewhat. i dont like to teach
  14. Wtf my stomach is not that big lol i know you hate that fact. Keep making up stories or sharing yours.
  15. Aren't u at a party
  16. Hah u got a shit job Im off n i get paid
  17. Didn't i say thatd happen if u posted it on the board? The break their back over their own "rules" when it comes to me.
  18. Theyll just come up with new rules to justify it. Can't wait. So full of shit lol
  19. But soda is really bad for you. Look what 12 diet cokes a day does to trump 😂
  20. So u really trust corporations that much u ok with antifreeze ingredients in cheaper versions of food products? That doesnt set off any alarms? why does it have to be in cheap vanilla extract and not the more expensive brand? Critical thinking skills are becoming rare in the usa. I wish they weren't only taught in college because the country is running right into the fucking toilet.
  21. It wasnt h20..im too lazy to look it up
  22. I dont see how thats fair but they do keep changing the rules. Yet sponges bloody asshole is still on the board yet its incredibly disgusting..white man asshole so its ok!
  23. Gonna eat n shower then go get fucked
  24. So theres a store near the gym for poor people that sells a bunch of off brand stuff mixed with name brand. Real shifty. I remember watching this vid where a lady went to dollar general and found a product...vanilla extract..with the same ingredients as antifreeze claiming they were meant to kill or make poor people unhealthy. So i already got groceries from Walmart pickup..cuz i fucking hate shopping at Walmart..refuse to go in there and bad shit happens everytime i do. Anyway..noticed i didnt get enough cream cheese for my cream cheese crab egg rolls. So i go to the poor people store on my way to the gym and why does the poor people store smell exactly like embalming fluid or formaldehyde?
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