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Id like to see you walk your mayo ass up in there. Look. There's places even black people dont go,k?

Where were Lu Kang and Ming Ling..WHAT DID THEY DO TO MING LING, SORCE???

Theres this chinese place i last had food from when i was a teenager and it was really good. So i went there tonight and there was a sign on the door that said "no weapons". I thought "uhhh ok" and still went it cuz it said "Canton" in chinese letters on the front and i wanted some fucking shrimp lo mein I walk in and see pool tables and a bar and EVERYONE in the establishment turned and looked at me. So i go: And runaway and get back in my car fast

I just wanna say...thank you SO much for making me google this

Dude check Australia. They have em the size of big dogs there

You woulda been had more if my stupid fuckbuddy wasnt saying he love me and shit 🙄 Vids might encourage that shit

You should make attack spiders and send them after our-..i mean...your...enemies!

Lol it's actually true

The baby momma is messy af and broke them up. Not me! After she walked in with me on his bed..we all hung out together playing flash 10 and cooking on the grill. She was cool with me!

Does this help?

Ok. Brb.

Sooo....his wife....her 1st fiance used to sneak me in her house while she was at work....i said it was a bad idea but he wouldn't listen He eventually got with another girl and she kicked him out. This dude was a total weasel and would intentionally put me in bad spots. So i went to visit him..was laying on his bed pregnant...and she walks in with his clothes (yah she was way too nice...kicks him out then helps him move) i was prolly manic af so at the time i didn't care but thinking back im pissed...cuz she had to have figured we were doing stuff catching me on his bed like that. Anyway, they both get married to other people but dude's new gf finds and reads our yahoo messages..which i totally dont remember what i said. I think i was saying my baby possibly could be his and he was saying something like "if its mine and you never let me bang u pregnant, Imma be mad." But i said no...just wanna be friends...in love with military hottie (yah for some reason i was telling everyone i was in love with mh while simultaneously telling mh to stay away from me. Im just weird like that. Id tell call him randomly but i stopped seeing him.) Anyway tl;dr my recently widowed guy friend was married to chick whose 1st fiance i banged in her house. Now her widow still lives in her house. I feel reeeaaalllllyyy uncomfortable about the idea of going to her house to see him by myself. Especially with her dog there and all her stuff all over it and her being all dead n stuff. So totally cut her widow out of my life OR go with my other male friend who KNOWS i slept with her 1st fiance OR man up and go by myself and run away screaming if he flirts with me or tries to touch me? Think what u will about me but i dont ever disrespect the dead. Especially not in their own house. No no no.

We had an electric typewriter with builtin eraser. Boy did i get bored and fuck up the ribbon beyond repair.

Unfortunately 😏

I hear you. When i was pregnant and lived by myself i kicked so much ass on the hardest songs set on hard on rockband cuz it was all i did for hours a day. I tried picking up it after a few years later and couldn't even make it to the end of a song on hard I can only imagine how much id suck if i didnt stick to the real thing lol I called. Lessons are 32.50 a week. Hopefully i can get them to let me pay every two weeks ..if not ..its all good. They say i can bring any guitar i want I wanna learn dead souls first!

Thanks! I probably wont get it until after xmas but thanks so much. There was a 60 something year old dude signing up for guitar lessons while i was waiting for my daughter at her music school and i was like "at least i can be 30 years better than that guy" 😂

Nice. I like it! How does one buy a guitar tuner? I see they have different notes.

Thanks. Im a huge nin fan and i think they use les paul. Ill research it.

So theres a crash on the way home so i get off 5 exits early to take the long way home cuz Google talking about itll take 2 hours to get home. I have a subway coupon...back up...didn't eat since this morning and feeling lightheaded...probably dehydrated again...feel like fainting...so i go to subway and theres 5 sandwiches ahead of me. Im just trying to stay o n my feet. Of course even with stupid coupon my shit is over $10. I go to get my sweet tea and of course ITS FUCKING OUT OF TWA. Stomach grumbling, head hurting, light headed and vision blurry i tell the subway guy make some more TEA NOW! Or refund my money. And its fucking xmas traffic. I have 5 miles til home but i still gotta get madisons food...so thatll probably mean another 30-45 mins til i get home. We are definitely gonna have to stop eating and cook again...broken stove or not...cuz this shit is driving me insane!

Ebay duh

Hoping i can do my black friday shopping wednesday..pick up Friday or Saturday!

Oh no don't do that! You need the special doctor more than i thought!

I had a guitar when i was a teeanger but it was really crappy I want something somewhat legit and i want to start lessons where my daughter gets her lessons

I rather buy it online Sc full of racists who probably wont help me good

Is Mitchell MD400 good? It has good reviews