I want to fatten you up Southern style.
First we will start with fried okra as an appetizer.
Then for the main course, shrimp and grits with salmon patties with fat back on the side.
Then for dessert candied yams.
And the beverage the best sweet tea youve ever had straight from Bojangles (the sweet tea i make at home doesn't come out right anymore. The water got weird).
You will eat all and you will not have any yankee like complaints.