Ho Chi Sock

Is that what your mom told you? About damn time.

Thank you kindly.

So, how long until you make an account as your mom? Or create another female account so you can have two "chicks" fighting over you on here?

Exactly. Clean and sanitize the shit out of it regardless.

Sure. We'll hold him until they arrive. Then we get to watch a free show. ...or charge for tickets and snacks.

Going to see your dad then?

It should be called "The Loneliest Virgin in New Jersey."

...and now that song is stuck in my head. I'm not really complaining, though. At least it isn't "This is the Song That Does Not End"

True. Whatever floats his boat. At least there won't be any offspring.

I didn't know that you could marry your hand. Huh. Congrats, I guess.😐

He never could have been faithful to you, anyway. Not as long as Rebecca occupies his heart.

Neither; a tub of lard. Cold and still, just how he likes them.

Is that what you call it when they hit him with the pepper spray?

Or he's just creepy and old.