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Still Me

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  1. I have it off...but 24 hour pharmacies don’t
  2. That’s fine...but tell me some stuff bout ya...
  3. I live with that som-bitch...he gets enough from me lol
  4. @Nabloom you on my fb? I can’t PM you my address here cause shit be jive
  5. Buuuuuullshit....get your bullshit here....
  6. I want a sqwatty potty
  7. Don’t get a warrant....then it’s not so great...although I kinda want one...it doesn’t really affect your “criminal history” but I wouldn’t mind knowing what it’s like to sit in jail for a couple of days to pay back the warrant...them your options...pay them money...or spend a lil time there
  8. Trust me...they know....and they get you anywhere you are...had a coworker pulled in the middle of his shift...had a neighbor almost pulled in the minute he got home...he lucked out tho...he was getting back from home depo because his water heater exploded and flooded his house...and the us marshall said “look, I can see you’re not trying to avoid me, and something needs your attention here. But Monday morning I want you down at the police station, and if you’re not there I will be coming back”....and he went Monday...
  9. Shit yeah, twice a year too...front page of every newspaper...they want you to KNOW they comin... http://texaswarrantroundup.org/
  10. Bees, bats, cows, vegetas, hamsters, cats....goofy bullshit...hobbies: reading, drawing, games skills: cooking, sewing, crafting.....COMBINE SOME SHIIIIIT
  11. I like bees.....that being said I’m considering wrapping his gift in chemotherapeutic biohazard bags
  12. I wonder if his state does warrant round up...that you cannot escape...shit Texas advertises it....billboards and shit...”do you have a warrant? Warrant round up begins September 1st”
  13. Soooooo you look like it too?
  14. I like lots of shiiiit...so I’m gonna assume you don’t want my wish list then? Go for it bebeh...surprise me with your knowledge...but I am not that lucky...gimme yer wish list...or you’ll just end up with dildos and anal beads
  15. Queerly beloved....we are gathered here to gay.....
  16. Yeah...both of my parents had that...they called it snaggle tooth....
  17. Good luck
  18. I had some scary plaque build up...so it needed to be done...on top of which...I paid for the shit I better use it
  19. ?
  20. Step 1: steal underwear Step 2: ... Step 3: profit
  21. Strippers and poles, bitches and hoes, what’s wrong with that? -T pain
  22. I’ve been dying to try uni...but if it’s as salty as tobiko I can’t do it...
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