I was in the gas station and there was this dude just glaring at me. I ignored it at first but he kept staring. Then he goes "Raoul?"
I say "no"
He says "oh haha you look like my buddy. His name is Raoul."
I uncomfortably do a small laugh just to try and make it less awkward.
He says "You smoke squares"
I go "nah"
And he just stares at me. I stare back thinking he's either going to say more or attack me .
Finally after like 15 seconds of uncomfortable silence he says (verbatim) "Dude you ever see Chappelle show? That guy is pretty funny."
I just got the fuck out of there as fast as I could. I still can't believe that shit happened because it was so weird. Dude was like a Skyrim npc.