That_One_Guy

Thoughts?

I'm open minded, but not that open minded.

Just remember. It is possible to be good at it. It just takes time and you can't be a casual.

Serious pain

Never roll up yarn in front of your crotch when there's a cat around.

See I thought that too at first but after I worked at it it became fun in a weird way

I. HATE. THIS. FAT. FUCK.

That would scare the tits off me

Fucking assholes man. Like why

You gotta do what you gotta do Holmes 🤣

When I was like 11 I had my first fat desktop computer with internet access. I really wanted to download an emulator, but I had no idea what I was doing so I ended up downloading a bunch of shit that I shouldn't have. I ended up with so much malware that even when I wasn't connected to the internet I heard advertisements for dish soap and shit. I also had a shit ton of pop ups. And I kept clicking on the ones that said they'd clean my computer cause I was freaking the fuck out. I was worried my mom would see all the porn I'd been looking up. All I ended up doing was making it worse. Eventually, the computer was fixed and I jerked off to chicks in guitar magazines like a peasent.

Has anyone played Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde for the NES. I happen to think it's quite enjoyable once you git gud

Crash Bandicoot 2 and Tony Hawk 4

That is freakishly cute

That's what drugs are for.

Inbred as Fuk son

If this comment was a women id marry it and neglect it for two years <3

I feel like most first world leaders are akin to that. Like they have some influence, but a majority of the power lies elsewhere.

Jail ain't shit

I should have crashed that shit

I touch myself on a daylee

Aren't British royalty little more than figureheads?

I couldn't even wake up early enough to watch it

Seriously who cares about who William Freklebottom the sixteenth marries? These rich bastards. They're all porn addicts you mark my words.