That_One_Guy

That works as long as she smacks me around a bit

You're not getting into the spirit of this. I want a girl with giant hair, shoulder pads, and an attitude

Did you keep your ass?

And their premerital relations

Ahhhhhh.... That's a dissapointment Did you get any kind of souvenir?

What kind of perverted magician are you talking about. I'm attracted to cash money

What's Moses like irl?

.......... What emulators do you have?

And she gives you this look.

Tomorrow

Dude..... Bro..... Brother.... You can't be cereal.....that shit is sexy. There's nothing better than seeing a lushious mound of over styled fluffy hair bouncing up and down for three short seconds as you apologize for being so terrible at sex.

I mean I know I'm probably just being nostalgic about the small bit of 90s I can remember, but I listen to no contemporary music. Like all my favorite musicians are dead. I love my NES and I prefer real life conversation over social media (despite how much I post here). I just feel like I would have enjoyed a time where everyone wasn't so about themselves.

Honestly I only use the internet for this and YouTube. I go months without it when I can.

I know. I have one. But unfortunately I'm small af so I'm rocking a mushroom cap

Sorry bro I forgot 😕

Hey don't knock it till you try it

Not true by this time I'd be injecting myself with hormones to stay young and I'd live in the woods.

I envy that. I was born in 93. I barely remember the 90s

Say what you want. The female hairstyles were sexy back then.

I mean it is the Midwest

I could have lived through the 80s and 90s and remembered them. Everything is dick today

Grape juice and cigarettes are a well balanced trailer park breakfast

Plan B. Put that shit on everything

Yeah wtf did they cut his hair for? That shit didn't make any sense. It literally served no purpose. That movie could have been so much better. It's really a shame that there hasn't been a high budget mk movie worth its salt.