I yelled dildo and my uncle heard me. And the weird motherfucker asked me if I knew what the word meant. I lied of course to avoid the weirdest conversation ever.
Welcome to 2019 where your closer to the coffin, the climate is a little more fucked up, and Donald Trump is STILL the president *cough cough Mueller cough cough*
Let's kick it of with a bang! Maybe some tits! 2019 BITCH!