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That_One_Guy

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  1. What would you pick? I'd pick missionary because it makes my 2 incher feel average 😊
  2. Drop your pants and bend over boy. I'm busting cheek.
  3. Look we can drink first. It less stress bro.
  4. Scoob if you keep bumping this thread we're gonna fuck
  5. Thank fucking God. I'm so relieved rn. So the girls that laughed at me were just haters right?
  6. Does size matter?
  7. I remember that creepy fuck lol
  8. I yelled dildo and my uncle heard me. And the weird motherfucker asked me if I knew what the word meant. I lied of course to avoid the weirdest conversation ever.
  9. Just want you to know I REALLY want to die now.
  10. Lol fuck no. 55 is boiling
  11. I've never met anyone from Tennessee. So by default you're the coolest person from Tennessee I know
  12. Man shit. Pierce vrosns is the best James V bong Goodnight
  13. Ok I might be slightly fucked yo
  14. I'm straight sober idk what you're taking about
  15. Where the hell are you going. And yea you're lucky af I drank this nasty honey whiskey now I want to die
  16. I just tried this shit called drambuie It's fucking trash. Don't drink it. Also fuck trump eat pussy
  17. Wtf are you waiting for m8? Get some fucking dirty sprite and fuck some brain cells up. Like wtf I mean dam
  18. Hell yeah and taking robots with wings and Molly and shit I'm kinda buzzed excuse me 😁
  19. So weird. Well I'm in the future bro. It's crazy out here
  20. Yeah aren't you in Cali?
  21. Gonna catch a vinerial disease! I have a tiny cock!
  22. Well I'm in 2019 and I'm fucking buzzed like lightyear bitch weeeeee
  23. Well we're in the future in the eastern time zone sooo
  24. Welcome to 2019 where your closer to the coffin, the climate is a little more fucked up, and Donald Trump is STILL the president *cough cough Mueller cough cough* Let's kick it of with a bang! Maybe some tits! 2019 BITCH!
  25. Well anal sex sounds good in theory. Point made Gonna drink now
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