InsaneFox

How is he?

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I can't enter buildings that have garlic in or on them.

Doesn't sound like you fucks are playing CAH. It sounds like you're playing Minecraft and OwOing all over the place.

I wish I had a real grenade. It would make your suggestion of slaughtering people outside of my home easier.

The neighbors won’t bother me if I just slash them.

There is no snow. I must chop a regular man!

I don't like the devil's lettuce.

I don't actually like Minecraft.

Maybe a really fat, sloppy fox.

Oh shit, I'm a lazy drunk!

WHAT HAPPEN?

Sadly I do not. I have like 40 keyforge decks, and 1 shitty basic magic deck.

Tabletop roleplaying game. (Albeit over the internet.) A couple of people vital to the game could not make it, so therefore I am without a thing to do.

My online session of The Expanse RPG was cancelled tonight... now I have nothing to do but drink my life away. Drink drink drink, but the melancholy never leaves. Perhaps I'm not drinking enough?

Why would they need to?

You lack the requisite quantity of holes. For the double dragon to enter your single cave would be unwise.

Thanks boo.

The boundary is, in no uncertain terms, my butt hymen.

But I don't want anything to go into MY butt. I'm a hypocrite like that.

It can't be that hard. I can feel my way with one tool, and if I put the strap of the other one on top, I can just see what I'm doing. I haven't worked it out yet, I should probably ACTUALLY get a strap on. And then maybe find somebody to try it out on with.

At least I didn't have to explain it out loud.

Nevermind, it'll be a surprise. *gets on baddragon.com*

All jokes aside, if you need to chat, you can message me on facebook or here.

Take one dragon, turn it into a sexual euphemism, and then double it.