Poof

Squirrely no

HAPPY BURTHDAY LITTLE LOST GIRL

Did u get milked?

Pizza & apple pie

Wat is this

I never had any except the no limit platinum amex rich bf put in my name. Which I probably should’ve used more in hindsight

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It’s a song

Yes how can I make it up to u?

It depends on the engine. Sometimes quotes help me even on google

It’s true. I use DuckDuckGo 90% of the time. I used to curse the fact that it wasn’t as modern as the other search engines, but lately it actually gives me better results bc it’s more oldschool

And sometimes w/fuckin google when you put something in quotes or a -something to exclude it, it just ignores your search booleans bc it thinks it know better

Exactly! It’s like now you have to not only know what it is u want to find but how to manipulate the thing to make it give you the thing you want and good lord help u if you’re trying to find something about your friend and they happen to have the same name as an athlete or something

Jesus fucking Christ

Omg stfu

They’re good I just ate too many they’re too oily to eat so much I feel so gross

I’ll kill whoever I want whenever I want and it has nothing to do w/what’s good or bad and I’ve never even seen dexter and bill burr is overrated

Murder is fun and it’s easy

they think they know what you want but they don’t and it makes it harder to find what u want

Don’t be so suburban

I ATE TOO MANY SUNFLOWER SEEDS

Only if you suck at it

Alexander Graham Bell could tell a weed by its smell, if you can’t do just as well, then you sir can go to hell

Happy birthday yesterday kinda sorry

See you can’t be sober and drink