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All the time I met a celeb in nyc to get dinner and was a bit starstruck so i misjudged the size of a revolving door and went into the section w/him and we had to babystep thru it all retarded like. This was literally 5 minutes after meeting for the first time. His first impression of me in person. Despite going thru hundreds of revolving doors and living in urban areas all my life including manhattan, he has treated me like a total rube ever since.

Is from spiderman 1 where the guy closes the steel restraints on willem dafoe and he goes "oh thats cold"

what did he do?

hard to tell

ahh bridgetown

Just think about all the spiders in bed with you

Brilliant! I will try

Shhhhhh lets get you back to the home grandpa

Why cant they make it alittle less pure

لا يهمني إذا لم تكن ممتعة بالنسبة لك

You're too old to know who he is

😥😥😥😥😥 Only 26

Its bugs. Ppl eat bugs u wussy pussy

I need to get some vinegar anyway. Never know when I'll need to neutralize a base in my lab...

Thank you. I'm sure it would be yummy

The CEO of grooby would tell this story about shooting thai ladyboys in his early days. When they only had hot incandescent photo lights. Shooting in a bangkok in a hotel, all these roaches were flying up onto the lights, frying to death and falling to the floor. After they were done w/the shoot the 2 thai ladyboys went over to the pile of fried roaches, squatted down, and started eating them off the floor.

I used to live w/a $10,000 la marzocco espresso machine in my kitchen. I get what quality is. Maybe thats why i dont really care how this caribou trash is filtered

This apt is super bug free and proud to be. Plus its a regular machine not a keurig or weird one. So there arent a lot of places for bugs to live. I know keurigs are infamous for bugs.

I used to have one. I like the simplicity. But i dont think the taste is very different

I can give you my guy's # but he specializes in porn law. Which he insists is a thing.

I cant. I literally had a dream about nic cage last night and I don't wanna talk about it.

Every last one of us is a dirty criminal. Wanted men and women. UEMB is a cesspool of corruption. The most wretched hive of scum and villainy. Rapscallions the lot!

Remember when I tried to get on from a state capitol building's wifi and it said blocked bc "criminal activity" ?

It didn't used to be such a grump

Doesn't taste as good