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Drunkenwarrior

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  1. Well those packages won't deliver themselves
  2. I would make an awesome salesman...but can't seem to get a job in the field
  3. SEIZED IT!
  4. i'll probably end up getting a second job anyway....because , yaknow, I'mma broke ass bitch
  5. Side jobs...but mostly nothing I'm a construction worker by trade
  6. A nice 9-5 would suit me just well at least I get off at like 3:30
  7. Because unlike others who are content with fucking pillows.... I actually like making money
  8. I have to wake up at 6 tomorrow....
  9. Ferrets smell really bad
  10. it's like a bad karaoke
  11. This is way I refuse to have a roomate I'll go live with my brother before shacking up with a stranger
  12. I cant tell the difference
  13. I"m a day late, I wonder if I can do that
  14. Thats a lot of money for pickles
  15. You think i'm some kind of barbarian?
  16. Someone call bernie....we need to redistribute the narakus
  17. How many narakus does one place need?
  18. get outta here....with your nonsense
  19. Be still my beating heart..... ok fuggs
  20. Yaknow....I was just taking up for you a little bit the other day Don't make me take it back
  21. Whatever you say As I was saying before your hormones erupted....tell your friend to chill, there's enough people on the planet
  22. it's a 30 minuet trip....not even worth the gas
  23. Accidentally getting pregnant from a drunken one night stand doesn't make you mother of the year
  24. Then I left my jar of pickles.....
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