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Drunkenwarrior

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  1. Eh....I tried
  2. No Don't....you'll make a mess
  3. Then do it. Get a goal, achieve it, if you fail then try again
  4. ''Look, I gotta quit, I'm sorry...don't tell her ANYTHING, she even stalks my facebook and shit'' - your coworker
  5. Well, philosophically you really dont. Nothing you do will matter after your dead That's why you have to find meaning in the things you do while you're alive
  6. I understand the joke and all....but letting people get away with being inconsiderate and obnoxious is a bad thing.....
  7. Im gonna go ahead and ruin your lunch hour mochi
  8. You have SO MUCH to live for....
  9. Wouldn't you like to know
  10. My internal monologue instinctively said "that sounds really gay" as I was reading the article Before I even saw who posted it
  11. cool....
  12. You people have serious issues.....
  13. Is that what you call your dildo
  14. "Im half snake half man
  15. No, I'm a hideous beast....stay away
  16. I'll eat you whole
  17. And had to slam our face into shit to eat
  18. Good, I hope they stay there
  19. Dont forget the alcohol
  20. Just clean up after yourself
  21. Its dark as fuck in here
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