Vodkajellyshot

+1 ^ this

so

A statue of a naked woman and a naked man stand in a park at night. Suddenly from out of nowhere, a magical genie arrives and grants the statues each one wish to be fulfilled. Both the female and male statues agree on 15 minutes as a real man and woman in the bushes behind them to "get things done." The genie gives a knowing grin and grants the wish. The man and woman immediately jump behind the bushes and screaming sounds and laughter can be heard from their activities. 12 minutes later they return to the front of the bush again claiming they are finished. "Well now, that was kinda quick!" the genie says. "You can do it a second time for the remaining 3 minutes if you want," the genie tells them, winking his eye. Both the female and male look at each other and smile. The man says to the woman, "Okay great, but this time you get to hold the pigeon so I can shlt on him!"

i've heard of someone's face being eaten away by a bacteria that was in some off/bad kabarna .. but i had never imagined someone ass being eaten by a cookie

+1

well horror comedy.. but yeah

looks like it is only just been started

no cookies left for the dead

hyperventilate/ you will fall asleep

i know ..it is shocking

nope..just news article link in my first post in this thread talking about two people dieing this week after being hit by lightning

really ? ..

Ha

mallard duck n a fleckvieh cross milk cow

i'd probably recommend that you don't .. that link up there = woman in her 20s has died overnight in hospital after being hit by lightning

very very frightening

i got this

What do you want for xmass ?