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Daos

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  1. Maybe this will help Ben. It's for the female version but they all basically apply to Kirito. How to identify a Mary Sue It’s not difficult to spot a Mary Sue in the literary wild. She is the woman every man wants and every woman wants to be. She’s feminine and classy but can ride a motorcycle or wield firearms and power tools like no one’s business. Behold some of classic Mary Sue behavior: Beauty: Usually with exotic features Brave: Mary Sue is a brave, brave woman. She may have (slight) moments of fear, but her quick wit and awesome skills bring her the confidence she needs to prevail. Kind: Mary Sue is kind and compassionate. Many notable acts of kindness. Tragic backstory: Despite being raised with no parents, in object poverty, or with no limbs, Mary Sue beat the odds and overcame her disadvantages to become powerful or successful, while making very few (if any) enemies. Intelligence: Mary Sue is so smart everyone respects her opinion. Likable: No one hates or dislikes Mary Sue except misguided jealous people. Accepted: If Mary Sue is an outcast in the beginning, she becomes accepted by everyone by the end. Nothing to worry about: Mary Sue won’t starve and she won’t be homeless. Good things come to Mary Sue. Always. Triumph in the end: Mary Sue wins over evil. Every. Single. Time. Special abilities: While most Mary Sues can do anything, each Mary Sue has exceptional, almost super hero-like talent in at least one or two areas.
  2. Ehhh she's not in the show that much. It's Caulifa as in Cauliflower.
  3. Well it had higher ratings due to being newer, years of cord cutting have taken their toll by now and years of very mediocre programming have done some pretty severe damage to the Toonami brand at this point. Catering to the Dragonball audience hasn't been a good long term decision either. Being years late at getting the big hits isn't helping much either. Fan service might be in the mix too but it's a bunch of stuff.
  4. Also I'm still gonna need an episode number so I can see when Natsu actually shows awareness that Lucy likes him. Seriously did anyone else here aside from Elfie watch FT and come to that conclusion that Ben did?
  5. I don't hate it, it's a watchable anime. I just don't harbor any illusions about Kirito not being a Mary Sue self insert character. 48 hours.. a week... who knows? I doubt it's even stated in the movie. The point is he becomes the top player in a short time frame. And yes it's Canon. Keep my story straight? Ok officer. Is the guy in War Games good at everything while having a harem? Or is he just good at one thing? "Of course, it's not uncommon for those of lesser intellect to believe they are in fact the intelligent one, and the intelligent person is the stupid one" You should give that statement a lot of thought. If you want Yui to not die, how about just not having her die? Why go with the OH NO IM DYING jk Kirito saved me with 30 seconds of hacking whew what an emotional roller coaster. James Bond? The guy who does stuff like this on a daily basis? Uh... yes? Yes he is. He has a wide array of very unrealistic abilities that no spy in the real world would actually possess, while getting away with constantly telling everyone his real name.
  6. He could have spent every second of his life hacking computers and he still would not have had the ability to do what he did in that scene.
  7. Except Ordinal Scale is real life and based on IRL physical abilities and he dominates that in like... 48 hours? And he somehow beats up a grown man even after getting knifed. Because he's exactly as strong as the plot needs him to be at any given moment. Because he's a Mary Sue. He gains whatever ability needed at any moment in order to advance the plot. If he needs to pick up a mountain and throw it he will somehow gain that ability. They're literally beating it into your head that this a male power fantasy show with a self insert Mary Sue character the entire time. Come on Ben, you can do this. I believe in you.
  8. No i mean you sound off because what you type usually makes absolutely zero sense and comes off as the rantings of a lunatic. Other people are a lot less nice than I am, they get fed up and typically just call you retarded repeatedly from what I can see on the other boards. But see, you didn't knock anything down. Only in your own mind did you knock them down. That's why I keep trying to explain to you that your sense of logic and reason is broken due to your condition. For some reason you don't seem to be able to accept this. Hacking and playing video games your entire life does not give you the ability to hack the worlds most sophisticated computer system from the inside in the span of 30 seconds. Guess which moment Mother's Basement says cements SAO as the worst anime ever? Yup it's the hacking scene. Maybe he can try to explain it to ya?
  9. Really? This was one of the best episodes.
  10. It's not like I..... want to be in your Tournament or anything..... Baka!
  11. It's filler gotta wrap it up in 25 mins or less.
  12. They should recruit this chick, she's already better than Roshi.
  13. Sounds like she has a boner for Tien.
  14. The Tourney takes like 2 hours? What is with all this "I can't abandon my life for 2 hours" nonsense from everyone?
  15. Like hacking into the most complex computer system in the world to save an AI in under 30 seconds while being trapped in a virtual world? Lolol. When asked who you thought was a Mary Sue you picked... Alucard from Hellsing. Which means you don't understand what a Mary Sue is. Again, due to your various ailments I know everything you say makes perfect sense to you, but you need to understand why everyone has such a "Wtf is he talking about" reaction to everything you say.
  16. So now that their tech advanced so much, could Boruto just become like an IT support tech and skip all this ninja stuff?
  17. Oh god it's the Tien recruitment episode so you just know it's gonna be quality material.
  18. See in Ben's world Kirito and Rey aren't Mary Sues because some people are just perfect at things they've never done before on the first try. Natsu is totally aware when girls like him. Black Clover isn't poorly written because no one writes that poorly so it's obviously parody. And Freezing looks worse than Black Clover despite the fact that some BC frames look like they were drawn with MS Paint. He might be a refugee from the Bizarro universe but I'm not sure.
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