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Fuck lawn grass, any type of them. Grow useful plants instead!

Yep, a little thing that measures radiation levels. Can't be dosed past a certain amount, there's a month quota and a year quota. There are people who have hit the year quota in one sitting, but that rarely happens.

If I grow a third arm it will have been worth it.

I thought what I’d do was, I’d pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

Thick bacon is a game changer.

The whole thing was a farce, Tyson wasn’t gonna be able to knock him out because of the paycheck (which isn’t to say he couldn’t; I believe if he was serious he would’ve gone full offensive round 1 for the knockout), Paul’s a good boxer but his wheelhouse is in creating engaging content and pissing people off. He accomplished both here.

Mine is currently from only people I actually know, and some regular influencers, and they don’t post a lot. I now get cooking ads, hiking stuff and weird gadget solutions for problems specific to other people.

I removed all the titty influencers from my instagram feed, but now all I get are people trying to grift their latest cooking gadget or fake diet regimen. I’d rather have the titties.

I think I’d rather see instagram models selling themselves than another influencer ad trying to sell me useless garbage.

I remember all the cheat codes from SNES MK3. Great game, but I’d take Trilogy over 3 easily.

We need another total party flip. Like when a pillow is too hot or too cold. If the former Democrat party could do it, so can the modern one.

Top five places to secretly fuck on a ship 5. reboiler 4. plenum 3. any anterior space access 2. [REDACTED] 1. Captain's quarters

something something shifting the overton window

I’m not old, you’re old. Ppl think I’m u

I miss the old YIM chats. We all had some fun there. Inuyashaboy05 and his fucking Gloria Estefan.