-Ninja_Jesus-

Keys got flushed down the toilet at work, had to get the car towed because it’s a rental, tow guy took 2-3 hours to get here and I need a new car. Fuck my fucking life. Send me home already.

Yeah, I'm a bit embarrassed. I have nowhere else to put down my weird thoughts and I don't really come here often anymore. If this were IB it'd be different. Maybe.

I’m tired and out of state for work. I just wanna go home. Fuck 12 hour night shifts.

I got a pick up order from Shake Shack earlier and this cute redhead person got my meal and… wow. Punk femboy looking person in a Shake Shack uniform, blessing my day. Life is pretty great.

I don’t know how to use anything other than an iPhone. Personally I really want the Fold, it looks super cool.

Peg him to establish dominance.

You pay for analysis paralysis.

This, but with soda!

I don't; in fact, I think everyone should have these holidays off with pay.

The Summer I Turned Pretty is about 3 people who are not compatible with each other at all. They all suck and need therapy and to not date/marry each other.

Commander since that’s how it was introduced to me.

Gathering DEEZ NUTZ

I've grown fond of being in malls. Either buying something or not, I just like walking around and seeing what stores are selling. I like going to local craft stores and supporting local. Do you still record yourself singing while driving? I remember a long time ago seeing a video of you, you had a good voice.

My wiener.

Why do I have to be 34? Why can’t I be 3 - 4? thanks for the wishes everyone, and HBD inuyashaboy05. People think I’m u