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Cau

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Everything posted by Cau

  1. I'm not returning any of the engagement presents.
  2. Let's get white girl wasted.
  3. What's our tag?
  4. This is the worst day of my life.
  5. Wanna join my crew?
  6. This guy gets it.
  7. Not my problem.
  8. Revenge and cute selfies.
  9. I'll sell you this half box just for the cost of shipping.
  10. Cau

    MUSIC!!!!

    I'd need to be able to have a few drinks to listen to this song too.
  11. Wow, rude.
  12. Please make me beautiful.
  13. Wanna hit up the strip club?
  14. Every business has startup costs.
  15. If you have the macaroni, you can achieve it.
  16. I do. But sometimes I also show up to work drunk.
  17. I think I'm prolly gonna be a butchy femme.
  18. Turns out I was a lesbian the whole time. :*
  19. You get to set your own salary.
  20. Cau

    Hey Babe.

    Let's shake it.
  21. Maybe you should just sell macaroni jewelry by the freeway.
  22. Yeah, do it.
  23. You're right, I like being left in the dark.
  24. But now you can get a new robotic back.
  25. I don't know who that is or what those are.
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