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Cau

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  1. You know what I mean.
  2. Gordon, you crazy.
  3. I hope you came home to one of Gordon's home cooked meals.
  4. I need a link to this for reasons.
  5. I don't have my own life, I'm the NPC in someone else's.
  6. Surprise me.
  7. Accessories do.
  8. @Bouvre, everyone's favorite helper elf.
  9. You could stuff and pound me until it comes.
  10. They called him that because he was the son of a man.
  11. The sweet release of death.
  12. There's nothing gay about letting Jesus cum inside you.
  13. My grandma's address to send her a birthday card. But then I realized I have no stamps.
  14. You rogue!
  15. I promise to only call you for child support.
  16. Are you threatening to pin me down?
  17. Well, I guess I have a break for now cuz I forgot to thaw enough meat
  18. You got it, Daddy.
  19. Maybe you can put a baby in me over the stove during half time.
  20. Thanks, scoobert. Although I'm not too sad about it. I won't get to eat the yummy foods but I also don't have to deal with the stress of all them peoples.
  21. I mean, it's just normal food for me since I won't be able to go anywhere for thanksgiving.
  22. White people, amirite?
  23. Mail me a turkey.
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