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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. well, in the words of margaret cho's mum, 'every body a lil' gay'
  2. you know. you should just buy a bread maker. and let me tell you why. because you can make cinnamon roll dough. and make them super huge. and icing~y i'll give a super easy icing recipe. and the kids will get a kick out of making cinnbuns at home.
  3. fire balls. atomic balls. these in particular are sweet smiles tongue torchers.
  4. i ate so many hot balls, i couldn't taste anything for a day. so...what is my dumb ass getting ready to do? put more hot balls in my mouth. -__-
  5. the flu? because i'm seeing that this is a real pain in the ass to beat. my son's daycare provider was sick for about 3 months and JUST now getting to feeling functional. i'm sure you've gone down the list of 'home remedies' for relief. feel better. <3
  6. how you think you are. and what really is happening.
  7. oh wow. i saw that my ex mother in law's birthday came up of FB. she passed away couple years ago. i always wondered why the family didn't take her page down.
  8. well, we can't really plant quite yet. but can absolutely get the compost tilled up in to the area.
  9. fair enough. although, i did 'sadie hawkins' many, many times in my day. so...i shall correct the above post.
  10. i was wondering that myself. i mean, why is asking someone on a date a difficult thing? these people folk need to 'cowperson up' -__-
  11. is sore. i hurt. my feet ache. but i got the 'hill' looking gooooood' this week we'll be tilling the back area for the garden. great spot. i'd take pics but that means i'd have to get up off this comfy chair. rub me. rub me. say that you'll rub me. ~ your earworm for the day. i really wish they had a masseuse in this town
  12. at first i thought it looked like a gold afro. but, now i'm pretty sure it looks more like a sombrero.
  13. it's a sombrero. that's what i think every time i see it.
  14. 'i woke up and he was doing a humping motion on the back of my head and neck.' *dies*
  15. oh i wish. because this is awesome. however, this particular cat looks dead on like my cat. (except the whites on the front paws) it's the kitty 'vault suit' that i adore.
  16. poor man. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/
  17. ok. i had to go through the comments yeh waste of weed. i'm good at it. but, i don't use it anymore.
  18. discolé monade

    Kfc

    ya'll wrong. churches chicken. fin.
  19. wait. wait. are you mocking someone? he's mocking someone. are you? O_o because i really want to know that you're not having a stroke.
  20. are you having a stroke? f a s t
  21. you know what i need.
  22. then you're doing it wrong.
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