discolé monade

see, here i thought this was about 'the lottery' ~ s. jackson.

i haven't gotten a chance to tell you how awesome my grand baby is. he got SO big the last few months. you know, when i went up there to get him, he was so small and skinny. but mum and baby are doing so well.

mods....just throw this shit into DF so we don't have to waltz. this needs to get right into the mosh pit.

stealing. also: 'i fart in your general direction'

where's the gawd damned solved button on this thing? damn. mind = blown

PHUQ!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDE you are fucking GOOOOD i mean. you are officially on my trivia team.

wixv~fm ~ savannah 95.5 do you think they'll have a playist from the previous day?

hmmmm *side glance*

OHHHH so that's what that post was about. well, shit. *rolls one for scraps*

weed?

wait. wut?

now, isn't tomorrow when all the evil is out and about and hanging out?

see, this is what confuses me sometimes. i mean...catholics are marked by an ash x (i know they're supposed to be crosses/t's but end up looking like priest gave nf's) and then, in revelations, people that have sworn allegiance to the devil, are marked. so...i mean. wait...i forgot where i was going with this...

not very christian of you.

hispanic mamas can be the worst! i was surprised at how accepting my ex inlaws were (except that one bitch) but...good on you learning the espanol. if only to eavesdrop.

homeowner has the word 'meow' in it. good luck pronouncing it right ever again. you're welcome.

ok. it's 4/4 count the chorus is something like ba ba baaa baaaam ba ba ba ba ba baam

well, i did. but, the kitties. also, i mean, kitties.

i'd be more impressed if you could sing ALL of johnny cash's 'i've been everywhere' the spousal unit can get up to the 3rd chorus, then the marble mouth sets in.

hmm. i sort of would want them back. i mean, keep the rat/ mouse population down. and if they keep them, they kill them.

so, no insurance on the phone?

step into my van, and find out. i got puppies.

i thought that your area had a catch and release program?

well, you're of no help. hey...want a piece of candy and go for a ride?