discolé monade

plays the yukele like dave mustane

89 pounds of big goof. he calls it protection/good morning mode i call it senior abuse.

finally, a lazy day.

i find crack is not the catalyst to get motivated to clean. pcp is the way.

at some point in his young life, our friend saw something so shocking, he refuses to NOT share it with the world:

i fucking hate. that you animated. her fucking O face. god. damnit.

a few years ago, while cooking at this little joint, i was already doing the 'jamaican me crazy' chicken wrap. well...in swoops *hurricane that year that did some severe damage to jamaica* i actually sold out of that special that week. XD .... .... so...can i add you two to the list? i booked us a table. you know...the usual suspects here....

drama queen

enki research

story time: i was on my way to my daughters job to give her something this morning. omw, i see a PDT (poor dead thing) in the road. i stop, because i've taken to moving animals off the road, so stupid rednecks don't treat it like a whack a PDT. as i'm getting out, a truck is speeding, and i see making it's way to purposely hit the PDT. BUT IT WASN'T DEAD! it jumped up...or rather, rolled/hiss/fight/baby kitten movement, truck missed it by inches. (had it hit it, i assure i'd be typing this tomorrow after posting bail). i rush it over to the animal shelter. the one i volunteered at some time ago. i know they don't have the cat side anymore, but i know there are/were like 3 cat fosters. an old acquaintance was there, said she feed and water, keep an eye out, and let me know. poor little thing hissed and clawed at me trying to get it to a box. it's anus was extended outward...but it pooped once in the box. it's only a couple weeks old. probably dropped by mama when she was moving them : [ my acquaintance just texted me, her grandson is officially *boo-boo's human dad. named by acq.

likes to recreate the pottery scene in ghost, but instead, with the waiter at the olive garden putting the cheese on the salad.

has trained a mouse to ride a goose, while wearing historically accurate battle gear. in 2024, he cleared 6 figures in bar mitvah bookings alone.

has an market of flavored pastes on ebay called 'stick to what you know' - ft. spearmint and peppermint flavors.... root beer is a top seller.

goes around dropping salman rushdie quotes.

decorates for arbor day once a month.