discolé monade

makes yukeleles. bio-degradeable yukeleles.

has been taking notes this entire time for sick burns and quick comebacks at work.

i actually do. pink lady bic. i will say this. those harry's razors are really REALLY good.

doesn't care what ANYone says, he KNOWS he looks GOOOOOOD in them daisy dukes!

pays the ferris wheel guy to make it stop at the bottom.

learned about glory holes in a porta potty at the county fair.

is a taylor swift groupie. a 'swiftie' , if you would.

owes colombia house $178.92

Supreme Court blocks Trump from restarting Alien Enemies Act deportations oooooooohhh...i bet he's BIG mad! BIGLY!

has been removed from several shoney's for attempting to do the 'pull the tablecloth' trick.

has tried out several times for 'lego masters', unfortunately, he keeps getting denied, as, per the letter of denial: 'on LEGO masters, LEGO brand LEGO's are being used. DUPLO is not the brick of choice for this event. thank you for your 7th inquiry'.

this is fine.

was the one that brought back the 'card girl' for the ring. he wore a lovely chiffon number with blue sequence.

at some point, you'd think his base would see the hypocrisy.

it's getting hard to pick which thread...my goodness. Putin and Trump leave Zelenskyy in the dust, skipping peace talks in Turkey