1938 Packard

Because you're the Pilsbury Dough Head.

You're probably the first and only to click that link.

Nope... just questions.

Coined it last night in another thread.

A nincompoop with an ultra compact brain.

We get shit like that too. All about "customer satisfaction". The problem is that they keep telling us to say and do shit that the customers don't really want. When a customer asks a simple question like, "Where is the cash out machine?", he wants to hear a location. He doesn't want to hear, "Hey, Thank you for choosing our casino! My name is Clob . Have you tried the Whoopsie Poopsie Buffet, located on the third floor, where you can get a glass of wine with every meal and a twenty percent discount with every fifty dollar hand you play at our Asian poker games?"

Still doesn't refer to me.

... and a toon.

So, your reading comprehension is in the toilet.

It's a rerun that never changes.

The "Yoni" comment never did refer to me.

Good for you. You might have to some day.

Keep starting up the battering ram for more runs through the septic tank. You can come to Atlantic City later and take advantage of the Rescue Mission and the free aids clinic.

I think I'll invest this money.

I've seen lots of young, "successful" people fall to shit when they got older because they occupied their brains with self indulgent bullshit. When the train reaches the end of the line, you'll have to get off. I can write one solitary check right now and pay my rent more than a year in advance. Or, I could just invest this money in something. If the investment turns out for me, great... I'm moving up. If not, no big loss.

I got bored with sex at age 23. Buddy doesn't believe that's possible. I say that doing so is a matter of maturity.

It means that he is a perpetual adolescent.

It takes maturity, something that stopped for you at age 13.

Truth, though it is.

Can't find the right swear word? Make one up. The robber is a nincompoop with an ultra compact brain. Nincompact.

From age 17 to 23? Enough to get bored with it. Then, I wised up... looking at everybody who stayed the course and met rather unfortunate fates.

I'm deciding whether to start collecting the early pension in three years.

There's an exit I can take in three years. Depending on total years of service, one may take an early retirement before the normal age. I don't clean any shit. That's for the people who placed bids on that work.

You could have written a list of your own, but the phone book should cover it. Don't you ever get bored with such shit? Grow up.

An obvious imposter. The real Misty is flat.