1938 Packard

This nincompact was not worthy of an Optimus Prime mask and is a disgrace to cosplayers everywhere. He is to be forever spat upon. New York Daily News: A man in Fresno donned an Optimus Prime mask and attempted an armed robbery at a Starbucks. The man who thwarted him was not wearing a Ninja Turtle disguise. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/suspected-starbucks-robber-sue-man-stopped-article-1.3508750

That's moldy. The "pact" suffix sounds better.

Can't find a suitable swear word? Fabricate one.

Then, you don't need Power Ball. You already have a good circumstance.

Make sure you won the Power Ball first.

"World wide" Guess they oversampled the slums of Brazil and Bangkok.

90%, you say? Where was the survey conducted?

Just spoon it on your steak before cooking and work it in with your tenderizing hammer. Si bon!

Here's the rub.

Until the festering, scab like boils appear.

Meat... fire... eat.

You probably have something already.

My union has gotten a few of our department heads sent to the unemployment line, for being idiots.

So, when you have herp later on... Am I supposed to accept another tax hike to pay for your medical claims?

None in mine since 1989. Go, union!

No, that's what the Ouija board is for.

What makes it stupid? Guys, keep the bull in the pen. Gals, keep your skirts down and your legs closed. Risk eliminated. We're not supposed to be encouraging sexual activity.

I haven't kicked a soccer ball since 1983, and even then, I didn't know how to do that Big Willie style. Soccer is an overrated game.

You can still watch recordings of Rodney on YouTube. I'm just repeating what he had said.

Then, you need a Ouija board.

Wendy's Day

Every room he goes, he leaves a pyramid.

I've lost count of how many department heads have come and gone where I work. Some had lots of respect for the workers and others were just behaving like baboons with machine guns. The union is an insurance policy.

Ask Rodney Dangerfield. It's his joke.

...in her arm pits.