Zenigundam

That's gross

I used to always like mayonnaise, cheez whiz, or mustard, not into ketchup or relish

My favorite channels were Cartoon Network, Encore, Starz, ESPN, Fox but only for Fox Kids not that other junk, and UPN. 📺🛀🔪🤨 Destroy all Chads... 🐺

That would bore me to tears.

Damn I never thought you would buy into my legal age dating scene. Looks like I'm more influential than ever before! 😪👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚴‍♂️

I don't even think they were called oranges back then. Come on now stilgar doesn't know, he's old and the legal age teens can't even, but he's not THAT old.

When I think of cake, I think of kissing the legal age HS senior who is takin my order at Carvel because her customer service voice is so damn seductive. 🐺

Don't uh... don't go too far now... *muscles beginning to grow*

Creeeeepyyyyyyyy!!! Bro, leave those 17 year old biddies alone, I think you should date a 31 year old woman personally, but that's just me. I dunno.... 🤦‍♂️🎅🧔

Not really

of me getting knocked out in one punch outside of a bar by a massive bouncer, likely influenced by a YouTube video I saw recently. Doesn't that just give you the anger bunnies? 😡🐰

And then the cop will just get knocked out, we don't need that, a detriment to our national security

I'll crack my knuckles all day, middy smalls!!! 🐺👊🧐🍔👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

NERDDDDDD!!!!

Wtf call a cop for what? For being a heterosexual man talking to a young lady on the bus? Smh, Generation Z and the SJWs are ruining America. 🤦‍♂️🎅🐺🔥👫

Stop doubting me pussy 🐂

All of this actually happened lol. I'm kinda pissed at the Gen Z culture and her parents. A well raised lady would understand my alpha male motives. This is some serious garbage I really hope she was just tired and moody from work, this is total BS.

That's not in my DNA. I'm an alpha tough guy. I'm from the same cloth as all the action movie badasses. Beta is bullshit. 😌

I think you will read it though... *cracks knuckles and approaches* 😥

It's working, but only with hotties. She clearly isn't hot enough...

Get it together, Gen Z. Get it together. My moves were alpha... appreciate what I did... I swear they just want you to do typical beta stuff to win their legal age hearts. 😪

She was surprised when I whipped out my driver's license and then called me old. It was going well, but I think my beer breath and her fatigue might have ruined things. She's 18 and works at the mall by my bus stop, just graduated HS back in June. Anyway, we'll see, but I can't see this going anywhere based on her body language, even though I talked to her for a solid 25 minutes. 🤦‍♂️

I haven't changed since elementary school pretty much. Are you going through a midlife crisis? Legal age teenage women will not like that one bit...

I can't see signatures, not sure what you're referencing. The mods better not be trying to play me... 🐺

Damn and that was only like 1994/95, I'm so young. Yes, I should be dating hot legal age teenage women. We're made for each other.