Zenigundam

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If Deku doesn't do something, his girlfriend will be with the hawk guy. He really should kick his ass and deter this affair.

Deku catches his girlfriend cheating on him, but doesn't go full on alpha mode and trash player waiting room #2 as well as the talking hawk dude. 😪🤦‍♂️🐺

If Tsu loses, I'll be there to comfort her. French kissing with that frog tongue of hers will really make things interesting. 😌

Is Kaminari that beta that he's not even gonna get her number after losing to her because he was thinking about sex?

He wants to sex her up...

Smh and then I bet you'll try to coin it as your own pickup line later on tonight at the mall. 🤦‍♂️

You just wouldn't understand...

S-she can't... I'll try again before she walks off, even if we're in the crowded food court and people are laughing. 🦒 A true romantic...

Dude, that's not funny. Girls drive guys crazy that way.

So I'm talking to this sexy blonde legal age woman at the mall and introducing myself and whatnot and we start talking about video games and I tell her, "Super Mario Odyssey is a very good game, but it's a little too easy for my taste. I need harder challenges from games such as Hollow Knight and Celeste... just like I need a girl like you. *smoothly places hand on the back of her neck and reels her in*... I need you." 🐺🔥👫

My MLB.com bracket has the Dodgers winning it, but that would be cool if the Brewers won.

Smh

TV wasn't good until bare minimum the 80s 🎅

Right answer. Enlist and you'll understand our badass military lingo. 🤦‍♂️

Get off the battle bus and kick ass.

I served on the frontline at Lazy Links, Operation Soaring 50 v 50s, I used my scoped AR to help play a substantial role in the outcome of the victory. I'm fighting for your freedom, kids... 👨‍✈️

... What? 🤦‍♂️

I'm built like a goddamn tank, mthor. 🐺 You know I'm a solider right?

I wanted the chicken teriyaki dish from Sarku Japan, not my fault that it happens to be next to where she works, but I know for sure that I could see the regretful look on her face. Not only does she wish that she had shown more interest during our bus interaction, but now she feels that I'm out of her league. She saw what it was like to meet an alpha man. Will she crumble during our next bus meeting? Will she try too hard to get me to notice? Only time will tell. 😌

She was dumb and didn't know any better, saw her at Chick Fil-A in the mall today and she couldn't stop looking at me even though I was taking my talents to the Sarku Japan that was adjacent to her place of business. 😪

... You better untighten those fists of yours. 🐺

I don't watch that nonsense lol. That's the crap they used to show on TV Land. What do I look like an 80 year old man, I'm young and making legal age women teens fall in love with me.

You guys are talking about like 1960s TV lol. At least Ric is talking about something that lone wolf alpha male warriors comprehend! 🎅🐰🐺🔥👫

Wow you people are old. Now I know that I'm doing the right thing by courting these legal age babes. 🐺🔥👫